[Video] The Greatest Post Ever.
[ The post begins with bright green eyes staring into the communicator. After a few moments, Linda backs up and smiles. ]
Okay, everyone. Like, pay attention and stuff, okay? ‘Cause we’re only going to do this once, and, like, I don’t want you losers being all like, “Ohmigosh, Linda! I missed it ‘cause I wasn’t paying attention!” That’ll just make me so totally mad, you know? So don’t do it!
[ Linda picks up the communicator and puts it on a rock. From that angle you can see Linda and Poland, both with the same idiotic expression, standing in front of Latimir. Poland speaks.]
Okay! Since Ari, like, made half of Latimir explode with his lameness, Linda and I decided to turn Latimir into something totally awesome! Like, it's seriously gonna be so cool, no one's going to be able to even, like, take it.
[With that, Poland turns to Linda, still smiling like a moron.]
Just how we practiced!
[The two of them get into position side-by-side, facing the side of the building. They speak in unison.]
3... 2... 1... SUPER DOUBLE BESTEST FRIENDS F-O-R-E-V-E-R PUUUUUUNCH!
[And with all the grace and finesse of an Olympic athlete, Poland and Linda strike a series of poses, all leading up to the finale: a simultaneous punch to Latimir's wall.
The post times out with a loud 'CRACK' sound.]
Okay, everyone. Like, pay attention and stuff, okay? ‘Cause we’re only going to do this once, and, like, I don’t want you losers being all like, “Ohmigosh, Linda! I missed it ‘cause I wasn’t paying attention!” That’ll just make me so totally mad, you know? So don’t do it!
[ Linda picks up the communicator and puts it on a rock. From that angle you can see Linda and Poland, both with the same idiotic expression, standing in front of Latimir. Poland speaks.]
Okay! Since Ari, like, made half of Latimir explode with his lameness, Linda and I decided to turn Latimir into something totally awesome! Like, it's seriously gonna be so cool, no one's going to be able to even, like, take it.
[With that, Poland turns to Linda, still smiling like a moron.]
Just how we practiced!
[The two of them get into position side-by-side, facing the side of the building. They speak in unison.]
3... 2... 1... SUPER DOUBLE BESTEST FRIENDS F-O-R-E-V-E-R PUUUUUUNCH!
[And with all the grace and finesse of an Olympic athlete, Poland and Linda strike a series of poses, all leading up to the finale: a simultaneous punch to Latimir's wall.
The post times out with a loud 'CRACK' sound.]