FIC: Relena Pie [Gundam Wing, Heero x Relena & Their Kids]

[omnicat]

Title: Relena Pie
Author: Omnicat
Rating: G
Genre: Humor, Fluff
Spoilers & Desirable Foreknowledge: None.
Warnings: It’s kid!fic, ohnoez! D8
Pairings: Heero x Relena.
Disclaimer: *checks tickybox*
Summary: Heero, Relena, some offspring, and a beach.
Author’s Note: Whooooo! Guys, look, look, a fic! Man, it feels like this is the first time I

Comments

[monalisaofpasta]

Never be ashamed of kid!fic (says the person who is continually wary of kid!fic

[omnicat]

Ghihi, glad you liked it. x3

It's funny that you think Relena's the one that would want kids, because while I think she would love them with all their might once they're there, I can't actually imagine Relena deciding to have kids. In my head, their first was totally unexpected and accidental. (It's all because of her own history with parents, both the Peacecrafts and the Darlians. Their fate didn't break her down, but it did give her some peculiar hang-ups about family.) Heero, by contrast, would be all "whatever, it's your choice" beforehand (totally unconcerned, because he knows Relena has no actual desire for kids), have a bit of a nervous breakdown when they find out there's one on the way, and then square his shoulders, throw himself onto the challenge, and become Super Dad. Easily confuzzled and oftentimes awkward, but Super Dad nonetheless. He'd just keep trying until he got the hang of it, because failure means death and smelly diapers all over the place

[monalisaofpasta]

Ok, I was going to reply to this earlier but then 108 happened and I kind of went off to SPACE for awhile

[omnicat]

(This reply is... atrociously late, but I only just stumbled upon it again in my mailbox. I suck, but whatever.)

I think it says volumes about my interest in drama of that kind that I had never even considered the possibility of unplanned pregnancy turning into such a mess. Oops?

I like those names. :) On a related note, I was looking at some wedding pictures of my parents recently, and my oldest younger brother looks so much like my dad did around his age, it's scary. And there was one picture that made me do a double take because at first glance, I could have sworn I was in it, instead of my grandmother. Truth In Television Fanfiction. XD; I personally love it when characters' (biological) offspring displays all kinds of little similarities to their parents, because it helps make the OCs feel like they belong among the CCs, but like most everything else, it works best in moderation.

[monalisaofpasta]

Well if I remember correctly, that comment was also ridiculously late so we're even

[omnicat]

I once kickstarted a wank where someone purported that Relena was "too strong" of a woman to have kids

...

RELENA used HULK SMASH on enemy BABY!
It's super effective!
Crytical hit!
Enemy BABY fainted!

Yeah, I got nothing.

and in the wank report on Fandom Wank someone broached the idea of having one of the Gundam Pilots kids growing up to be an accountant.

Behold, my new head!canon. That is genius. Why doesn't anyone write about this?