Someone once told me (when I moved to Virginia) that if the cows are sitting down it's going to rain and if they are standing then the weather will be nice and sunny. I've always wondered - when you pass by cows and some are sitting down and some are standing - is it going to be partly cloudy ( Read more... )

Driving into work, I avoid getting a ticket, narrowly. See, surprisingly enough, I actually now drive the speed limit. I just don't want anymore tickets. My husband says I don't need anymore or he'll kill me ( Read more... )

[11:44 PM] kesseret: k
[11:44 PM] kesseret: do you think cats would swear if they could talk.
[11:44 PM] m0nk3yp00: are you high
[11:45 PM] kesseret: NO! ROFL
[11:45 PM] kesseret: I so loled, in fact I am still!
[11:45 PM] m0nk3yp00: seriously..who thinks of shit like that sober
[11:45 PM] kesseret: hahaha um... me?
[11:45 PM] m0nk3yp00: :P

I am about 100 percent up to my eyeballs sick of this ( Read more... )

I have a myspace stalker. I'm not sure if it's a myspace bot or if it's a real person, but they visit my website like 4 times a day, and stay for 5-10 minutes each time (it's not like I change my myspace often enough to warrant this...) Location: San Francisco, CA ( Read more... )

Yeah, I didn't send the sympathy card for that friend who I found out passed away on my birthday. I do suck, I know I do. I just am still unsure if I'm going to look like an a-hole by doing it ( Read more... )

"The judge in the sentencing trial of al Qaeda conspirator Zacarias Moussaoui reminded jurors Friday to avoid looking up words in the dictionary after learning a juror went on the Internet to find out what "aggravating" means ( Read more... )

Thanks to m0nk3yp00, I know more than I ever cared to about emo. It's actually interesting - to a point. I have my 'how to dress emo' primer bookmarked though, in case I ever want to jump ship and become ( Read more... )

Honestly, I'm expecting a package from JC Penney. I've never shopped there online before. In fact, I don't shop there in person because their store smells like a nursing home. So I ordered some pants online - pretty risky for an IF, I know, but anyway, I need nice pants for my new job.

( Woeful tale involving UPS and JC Penney- under the cut to spare you :) )

So in the 2 days I have ( Read more... )