numbah THREE

[omgkeigo]

So. I didn't get eaten. Or stomped on. Or smashed to bits. I guess that's good, right?

...

THIS PLACE REALLY SUCKS, GUYS. My employer is a psycho and possible sexual deviant, my coworkers---well, coWORKER accused me of being a rapist for no reason (NO REASON! NONE! LUCY HEARTPHILIA IS NUTS! CERTIFIABLE!), and THE CURSES ARE RIDICULOUS. Freaking

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[akaladybasene]

You poor thing...you seem to be having such a terrible time.

[omgkeigo]

I'M HAVING A DREADFUL TIME.

[akaladybasene]

How on earth are you managing to get by, my dear?

[omgkeigo]

I don't knooooooooooow save me.

[akaladybasene]

Perhaps you would like job elsewhere?

[omgkeigo]

...Perhaps I would.

[akaladybasene]

What is it you do for your current employer?

[omgkeigo]

Just...odd jobs around his shop. I'm basically his bitch gopher.

[akaladybasene]

I think your talents could be useful...

Does he pay you well?

[omgkeigo]

You do?

...He does let me stay at his place for free.

[akaladybasene]

Yes. In fact, I am sure of it.

Hm...I find myself tempted to offer you something...

[omgkeigo]

...

GIVE IN TO THE TEMPTATION! Please.

[akaladybasene]

Such eagerness...I do like that.

Very well. I would like to offer a job to you.

[omgkeigo]

Asano Keigo is nothing if not eager!

TELL ME MORE~

[akaladybasene]

I am the owner of The Den. My name is Lady Basene.

Since taking over I have found myself minus someone to aid me with some of the tasks presented to me.

You would be paid well and if you desire there are rooms for you to stay in at the establishment. They are finely furnished and very large.

[omgkeigo]

Lady Baseneeeeee~~that sounds so much nicer than Urahara.

I think I like the way this sounds.