numbah THREE
So. I didn't get eaten. Or stomped on. Or smashed to bits. I guess that's good, right?
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THIS PLACE REALLY SUCKS, GUYS. My employer is a psycho and possible sexual deviant, my coworkers---well, coWORKER accused me of being a rapist for no reason (NO REASON! NONE! LUCY HEARTPHILIA IS NUTS! CERTIFIABLE!), and THE CURSES ARE RIDICULOUS. Freaking Godzilla.
GET ME THE HELL OUT OF HERE.
Why me. YES I SAID IT AND I'LL SAY IT AGAIN. WHY ME.
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THIS PLACE REALLY SUCKS, GUYS. My employer is a psycho and possible sexual deviant, my coworkers---well, coWORKER accused me of being a rapist for no reason (NO REASON! NONE! LUCY HEARTPHILIA IS NUTS! CERTIFIABLE!), and THE CURSES ARE RIDICULOUS. Freaking Godzilla.
GET ME THE HELL OUT OF HERE.
Why me. YES I SAID IT AND I'LL SAY IT AGAIN. WHY ME.