numbah THREE

[omgkeigo]

So. I didn't get eaten. Or stomped on. Or smashed to bits. I guess that's good, right?

...

THIS PLACE REALLY SUCKS, GUYS. My employer is a psycho and possible sexual deviant, my coworkers---well, coWORKER accused me of being a rapist for no reason (NO REASON! NONE! LUCY HEARTPHILIA IS NUTS! CERTIFIABLE!), and THE CURSES ARE RIDICULOUS. Freaking

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[vampbratprince]

Why you? I think that the woman I found would have asked the same thing.

[omgkeigo]

...

Wait, what????

[vampbratprince]

The headless one I'm looking at by the warehouse.

[omgkeigo]

H-HEADLESS?

[vampbratprince]

Yes. Her head is currently sitting on her lap.

[omgkeigo]

You're telling me this why.

[browning_baby]

Ignore him.

[omgkeigo]

ANITAAAAAAAAAA WHY IS HE TALKING ABOUT HEADLESS PEOPLE.

[browning_baby]

There was a body found. I've already looked over the scene and taken the body to be watched over if and when she revives.

Nothing to worry about, alright?

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[omgkeigo]

If and when she-

[omgkeigo]

...

How is that nothing to worry about, Anita.

[browning_baby]

I'll talk to her tomorrow and see whay she knows, if anything.

HIS BRAIN IS BROK'D ANITA

[omgkeigo]

...

Her head was cut off. And yet she'll be talking tomorrow?

*OFFERS TAPE?*

[browning_baby]

One way or another. If she doesn't revive on her own, I'll raise her.

WE'RE GONNA NEED MORE THAN ONE ROLL. XD

[omgkeigo]

...

N-necromancer. Right.

TIME TO GO TO SAMS. XD

[browning_baby]

Still think I'm an actress, Keigo?