2012 NHL All-Star Game Recap
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Venus (4:19 PM): GO TEAM ALFREDSSON!
Venus (4:20 PM): Javier Colon: I don't think I've ever heard a sweeter version of The Star-Spangled Banner. :'D ♥
Venus (4:21 PM): :| I know this game is in Ottawa, but SHIT, way to show us up, Canada. XD
Mario (4:22 PM): Team Alfie's gonna take it, and not just cause Tavares and Henkë are on his team...well, maybe it is.
Mario (4:23 PM): And yeah, Maple Leaf being passed around the stands. Looked like a soccer game xD
Venus (4:24 PM): The crowdsurfing flag was AMAZING.
Venus (4:28 PM): C'mon, guys, you've been playing a whole MINUTE. Let's score a goal, already! XD
Mario (4:29 PM): This is what I love about the NBA & NHL ASGs, defense is optional :3
Venus (4:30 PM): "representing The Nation of Toronto" oh hi Phil Kessel's not playing, I guess? /s
Venus (4:31 PM): GOD DAMMIT HENRIK
Mario (4:32 PM): Well, obviously, one of the laws in Ottawa is, "For every Maple Leaf who touches the puck, or is in the vicinity of, they shall be responded with a thunderous boo"
Venus (4:32 PM): But that the same time, Gabby! \o/ ♥
Venus (4:32 PM): I loved watching all the Leafs and Canadiens get booed last night. HILARIOUS.
Venus (4:33 PM): ....
Venus (4:33 PM): Are you serious? :|
Venus (4:34 PM): Okay, I keep watching replays, and I still don't understand how he did that. XD
Mario (4:34 PM): What is Henkë doin.....?
Venus (4:35 PM): He's NOT blocking shots. XD
Venus (4:36 PM): LOL I never thought I'd say this but could someone PLEASE help Tavares?
Venus (4:37 PM): There ya go, Hank!
Venus (4:38 PM): *squint* We're--
Venus (4:38 PM): OH JESUS
Venus (4:38 PM): *squint* Are we sure this isn't Game 7 of the 2011 Final, that that's not Thomas in goal? I SWEAR I've seen this shit before.
Esmeralda (4:40 PM): LOL I love it when you talk to yourself! ♥
Venus (4:41 PM): "Tough start against Gabby, that's for sure!" Oh, Hank.
Venus (4:41 PM): YAAAAAAAAAAAY
Esmeralda (4:41 PM): Hahah.. he is a good sport about it at least.
Venus (4:42 PM): "I CAN'T REALLY HEAR YOU GUYS" Henrik, I love you.
Venus (4:42 PM): Oh that was Danny?! :D
Venus (4:42 PM): IT'S ALL RANGERS TODAY~
Esmeralda (4:42 PM): YES IT WAS!!! OMG MY BOYS!!!!
Venus (4:43 PM): LOL Henrik you're going to slay me.
Esmeralda (4:45 PM): Swedish men...on ice... are hot especially when the speak! *_* Or eat Mayo...
Venus (4:45 PM): CAN WE TAKE LIKE
Venus (4:46 PM): ALL THE SWEDES
Venus (4:46 PM): AND MAKE THEM EAT MAYONNAISE
Venus (4:46 PM): I think it would be the grossest thing that Lundqvist has ever-- FUCK YOU JASON SPEZZA
Venus (4:46 PM): BT I WILL TAKE THAT GOAL
Venus (4:46 PM): BECAUSE HENRIK SEDIN
Venus (4:47 PM): ESMERALDA I NEED TO TELL YOU ABOUT MY PATRICK KANE BL DOUJIN
Esmeralda (4:47 PM): I read that as BJ.... :\ but YES TELL ME!!!!
Venus (4:47 PM): That... that's pretty much it. XD
Venus (4:47 PM): More detail at intermission, lol.
Venus (4:48 PM): TIE GAME!!!!
Venus (4:48 PM): JOHN TAVA-- I'M CHEERING FOR AN ISLANDER YOU GUYS
Venus (4:49 PM): HIS HAIR IS STICKING OUT AND HE LOOKED DERPY I THOUGHT HE WAS RYAN KESLER FOR A MINUTE
Esmeralda (4:49 PM): HAHAHAHAHA you got trolled
Venus (4:50 PM): Not really, it was just one of those doubletake moments.
Venus (4:50 PM): All the Canucks are Mayo-eaters.
Venus (4:50 PM): (This is my new affectionate nickname for Swedes.)
Esmeralda (4:51 PM): Lol Mayo eaters... beautifly!
Venus (4:51 PM): I really feel like Caitlin should be part of this conversation, even though she has no idea how to hockey.
Venus (4:51 PM): THAT IS A POKEMON
Esmeralda (4:51 PM): BECAUSE CAITLIN IS AWESOME...that's why.
Venus (4:52 PM): "That's a nice goal, eh?" Iggy. :3
Venus (4:53 PM): eh
Venus (4:53 PM): Eh
Venus (4:53 PM): EH
Esmeralda (4:53 PM): EH EH EH EH EH EH
Esmeralda (4:53 PM): EH
Venus (4:53 PM): OH SHIT
Venus (4:54 PM): OH SHIT A PENALTY SHOT
Esmeralda (4:54 PM): DAMN!
Esmeralda (4:54 PM): HAHAHAHAHA MISSED!
Venus (4:54 PM): Steve, that move isn't gonna work when YOU DID IT LAST NIGHT.
Esmeralda (4:54 PM): That was funny!
Venus (4:55 PM): Es, we're cheering for the red team. This is a bad thing. XD
Esmeralda (4:55 PM): I like my team but THAT was funny!
Esmeralda (4:55 PM): I know..but I can appreciate a derp attempt regardless! :'D
Venus (4:55 PM): Four of the top six were Senators. SURPRISE.
Venus (4:56 PM): It wasn't a derp attempt, he just fucked up doing what he tried to do. It worked last night: that's how he won the elimination shootout.
Esmeralda (4:57 PM): Silly Canada.. XD.... it's only a derp attempt because doing it again isn't a smart idea.
Esmeralda (4:57 PM): especially when he did it last night!
Venus (4:57 PM): SURRRRRRRRRRRRRE
Venus (4:58 PM): OH DAMN
Esmeralda (4:58 PM): YUP!
Esmeralda (4:58 PM): WOW
Venus (4:58 PM): "Way to go, Hank!" "Thanks, man, I needed that!"
Esmeralda (4:58 PM): YAY MAYO EATER!
Venus (4:58 PM): HENRIK
Venus (4:58 PM): ALL YOUR BABBIES
Venus (4:58 PM): I WILL GIVES
Venus (4:59 PM): "OOOOH MY GOD! You gotta SHOOT! Don't pass to him!"
Venus (4:59 PM): sldkfjsldkjflksdj microphones are the best thing.
Esmeralda (5:00 PM): YAY Good 1st period! on both ends!
Venus (5:02 PM): My notifications are like
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Venus (5:02 PM): IS THIS A COMMERCIAL FOR MOTHERFUCKING /JOUSTING/?!
Esmeralda (5:04 PM): HAhahaha YOU TOLD ME TO COME!
Venus (5:09 PM): Oooooh, Louisa was right: Ottawa looks pretty.
Venus (5:11 PM): Kat, I apologize for all the comments on this status, but you're free to join the conversation if you want!
Venus (5:12 PM): /shot
Venus (5:12 PM): THE ONLY TWO BLACK GUYS THERE
Kat (5:12 PM): Naw, don't apologise xD I'm cracking up reading them XD
Venus (5:12 PM): Guy who sang the American national anthem doesn't count because he had a hispanic name.
Kat (5:12 PM): Besides, they don't show up in my notices, just in 'new stores' xD
Kat (5:12 PM: stories*
Esmeralda (5:13 PM): Hahahaha... word! and really?
Venus (5:13 PM): This is what watching a game with me is like, kinda. There's just a lot more angry screaming. "COME ON YOU SHIT YOU SHOULD HAVE MADE THAT FUCK YOU"
Esmeralda (5:14 PM): Yeah.. she is really hardcore at home, yo!
Venus (5:14 PM): @ Es: he was brown but his name was Javier Colón. I mentioned him in the very first comment, and he's got such a soft, sweet-sounding voice. *approve!*
Venus (5:15 PM): OMG THAT'S WHERE THE OTTAWA HETALIA GROUP TAKES THEIR PICTURES ON HETALIA DAY /shot
Kat (5:15 PM): REALLY LATE** Me to Canadian opening ceremony: "DAMN. WE SHOULD DO THAT ;A; QUIT SHOWING US UP"
Venus (5:15 PM): The anthems were ridic.
Venus (5:15 PM): I was so happy with the American anthem and then Canada's like
Venus (5:15 PM): "Aw, that's nice. LOOK I HAVE A BAND."
Esmeralda (5:16 PM): YOU JUST FIGURED THAT OUT, V? XD BAND!!!
Venus (5:16 PM): "AND A CROWDSURFING FLAG."
Venus (5:16 PM): Es, Kat just got here. We're ~discussing~.
Venus (5:16 PM): CAREY PRICE PLEASE PLAY BACKWARDS AGAIN
Kat (5:17 PM): Naw, we're /raving~~~~~/
Esmeralda (5:17 PM): XD RAVING RANTING... RANGING!!!! herp derp...XD
Venus (5:17 PM):
This .gif needs to exist with America and Canada.
Kat (5:17 PM): We're cool people xD
Venus (5:18 PM): HELL THAT .GIF NEEDS TO EXIST FOR EVERY TWO CHARACTERS EVER
Kat (5:19 PM): DISCO POGO. DINGALINGALING DINGALINGALING UND ALLEN ATZEN SING!
Kat (5:20 PM): *casually dances to All Star music*
Venus (5:20 PM): I'm also signing along. Bleh. XD
Venus (5:21 PM): "I feel like a lamb getting lead out to slaughter right now." OH CAREY
Kat (5:22 PM): xD
Venus (5:22 PM): Trying to knit a scarf while watching this game was a terrible idea. I've done exactly 9 1/2 rows in one period. XD
Venus (5:22 PM): "One down, hopefully only about ten more to go!" CAREY
Venus (5:23 PM): DAMMIT
Venus (5:23 PM): Oh that was Gabby? NVM.
Kat (5:23 PM): Trying to do anything productive during this game is a terrible idea. You might miss something. ;P
Venus (5:23 PM): WHAT IS HE DOING ALL THE WAY OUT THERE
Venus (5:23 PM): AGAINST HOSSA AND GABORIK ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS
Venus (5:24 PM): CAREY YOU ARE FACING THE WRONG WAY
Venus (5:24 PM): TURN AROUND
Venus (5:24 PM): "Here we go, gotta go play the puck now! I'm gonna go that way...."
Venus (5:24 PM): I want to listen to him forever.
Venus (5:24 PM): How is he even able to have a conversation?!
Kat (5:25 PM): XD I know, right?
Venus (5:25 PM): "Would you rather have it go outSIIIIIIIDE!!!"
Venus (5:25 PM): JR STOP TALKING TO HIM
Venus (5:25 PM): HE IS TRYING TO PLAY HOCKEY
Venus (5:26 PM): Here, Carey: play this game, talk to us, balance this plate on a stick, jump up and down on one foot, sing the Swedish national anthem, count backwards from te--
Venus (5:26 PM): BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Ricardo (5:26 PM): How are YOU having a conversation?
Venus (5:26 PM): LOL Maple Leafs.
Venus (5:27 PM): THIS IS WHAT I AM LIKE WATCHING A GAME.
Kat (5:27 PM): I leave for a MINUTE NOT EVEN. JUST to make some tea. AND WE LOST ANOTHER GOAL?@???!??!??!?!?!?!*rages*
Venus (5:28 PM): Yeah, Kessel and Phaneuf, so everyone was booing more than usual. XD
Venus (5:28 PM): I mean, they worked together, not they each had one. I forgot who they said scored.
Ricardo (5:28 PM): Oh then I cant wait for baseball season to start. Then it'll be multiplied by a million fold by me.
Kat (5:28 PM): "more than usual" xD
Kat (5:29 PM): I feel bad for everyone who gets notices about your status and all of the comments on it xD
Venus (5:29 PM): Me, from April to October: Fucking Mets. Fucking Mets. Fucking Mets. Fucking M-- FUCKING METS. FUCKING YANKEES! FUCKING METS!!! (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
Venus (5:30 PM): I think they'll understand once they see the first couple of comments, figure out it's about hockey, and move on.
Venus (5:30 PM): "Oh, Venus is talking about hockey again, lol."
Esmeralda (5:30 PM): I am completely lost now..and I keep hearing it on my phone...Hahahahahah *shoots V* :P
Venus (5:30 PM): YES
Venus (5:30 PM): TURN OFF YOUR PHONE
Kat (5:30 PM): That doesn't stop the influx of comments and notices, though :P
Esmeralda (5:30 PM): Word! XD.... AND YESSS!!!!!
Venus (5:31 PM): OKAY I thought that went in, and nothing happened right away, so I was like, DID THAT EVEN-- JASON POMINVILLE
Kat (5:33 PM): Venus, I now understand your reaction to jousting commercials during a hockey game.
Venus (5:33 PM): Okay, I was wondering if everyone was seeing the same commercials or what because I don't know who's got which cable provider.
Venus (5:34 PM): Alfredsson and the Sedins: 11, 22, 33. :D
Venus (5:36 PM): MAYBE HE JSUT WANTS TO PLAY YOU GUYS XD
Venus (5:36 PM): STOP BOTHERING HIM
Kat (5:36 PM): THEY CANT HEAR YOU VENUS.
Venus (5:36 PM): The best part is I'm not even yelling, just TYPING.
Venus (5:37 PM): #HARTNELLDOWN
Venus (5:37 PM): LUPUL/HARTNELL #19OTP
Kat (5:43 PM): *awkward silence* We're all glued to the tv :D
Venus (5:43 PM): #HARTNELLDOWN
Venus (5:44 PM): "No, that's a little too dan-- YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
Venus (5:44 PM): "No, that's a little too dangerous." --Carey Price on bucking broncos. HE IS A GOALIE. WHAT
Kat (5:44 PM): WHOOOO WAY TO GO DANIEL. GO ALFREDSON.
Venus (5:45 PM): IT'S GOOD FOR YOU
Mario (5:45 PM): I go away for...minutes, and I miss THIS? #teamalfie
Venus (5:45 PM): That wasn't minutes, bro. That was almost two periods. XD
Venus (5:46 PM): "IT'S GOOD FOR YOU" is what I am going to say every time a Swedish player scores.
Venus (5:47 PM): OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
Venus (5:47 PM): IT'S GOOD FOR YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Venus (5:47 PM): OUR FIRST LEAD FUCKING FINALLY
Mario (5:47 PM): I guess I wasn't as quick as the Kings' goalie /shot
Venus (5:47 PM): I C WUT U DID THAR
Kat (5:48 PM): I wanna bring a flag to the next hockey game I go to o3o It looks so fun.
Venus (5:48 PM): LUCKY BLOCK
Venus (5:48 PM): I brought a Rangers rally towel to Vancouver: it's AMAZINGLY fun!
Venus (5:48 PM): AL-FIE AL-FIE AL-FIE AL-FIE
Mario (5:50 PM): The day I bring a rally towel at either MSG, or The Rock, is the day I shall lose my sanity o:
Kat (5:51 PM): The day I wear a Rangers Jersey to a Devil's game when they're not playing the Rangers is soon hopefully.
Venus (5:51 PM): "Their awareness is unreal." --Alfredsson on the Sedins. PSYCHIC VIKING TWINS.
Kat (5:51 PM): Just for trolling.
Venus (5:51 PM): Actually, their next game against the Devils is Tuesday. XD
Venus (5:52 PM): I'm going to a Devils game against the Canucks. That's the scarf I'm knitting right now. #gocanucksgo
Venus (5:52 PM): GOD DAMMIT, SUPERMAN.
Kat (5:52 PM): TIE GAME.
Mario (5:53 PM): Puddy better not scare a priest :P
Venus (5:53 PM): Huh?
Venus (5:53 PM): JONATHAN QUICK PAY A-FUCKING-TTENTION.
Mario (5:53 PM): And /almost- an own-goal O:
Venus (5:54 PM): 3-3 after 1; 6-6 after 2. This is a great game. :D
Kat (5:55 PM): Lemme guess. 9-9 and then overtime?
Venus (5:55 PM): Tim Thomas, I hate you, but I love your beard. *_*
Kat (5:56 PM): I swear we're watching the same television
Venus (5:56 PM): What cable service do you have?
Mario (5:56 PM): And hopefully, penalty shootouts!
Kat (5:57 PM): xfinity o3o
Venus (5:57 PM): Not really. I'm glad this game doesn't count because they're not gonna try to force it to go to OT like they did with the Winter Classic. I'm STILL pissed off at that shit.
Venus (5:58 PM): :O I have Time Warner, what is this? Es, are you seeing the same commercials?
Venus (6:00 PM): CANADIAN RAP
Venus (6:00 PM): CANADIAN
Venus (6:00 PM): RAP
Venus (6:00 PM): NOW DO IT IN FRENCH, BRO
Kat (6:00 PM): WAIT WHAT.
Venus (6:00 PM): THIS SHIT SOUNDS HILARIOUS
Kat (6:00 PM): IM CONFUSED
Venus (6:00 PM): I AM LAUGHING SO HARD
Venus (6:01 PM): RAPPEZ EN FRANÇAIS, FRÈRE
Kat (6:01 PM): xD I understand that eue
Mario (6:01 PM): And Kane, Hartnell, and others, recording it all :P
Venus (6:02 PM): I AM CRYING OMG
Esmeralda (6:02 PM): LMAO
Esmeralda (6:02 PM): He needs to go back to degrassi
Esmeralda (6:02 PM): FUCK YOU, DRAKE!
Kat (6:02 PM): *hands you a handkefrchief to wipe your eyes*
Esmeralda (6:02 PM): YOU'RE NOT CANADIAN! OTL
Venus (6:02 PM): THIS IS THE ONE GUY WHO CAN'T RAP ABOUT WEED
Venus (6:02 PM): BECAUSE IT'S ALREADY KINDA OKAY IN CANADA
Venus (6:03 PM): AND THE DRINKING AGE IS LOWER
Venus (6:03 PM): CANADA HOW DO YOU EVEN REBEL
Venus (6:03 PM): THE TEARS
Venus (6:03 PM): STREAMING
Venus (6:03 PM): DOWN MY FACE
Esmeralda (6:03 PM): Canada can't rebel openly.
Venus (6:05 PM): Okay this jousting commercial is really piquing my interest? Because even with all the modern safety things we have, they're still like, getting REALLY hurt. O_O
Esmeralda (6:06 PM): i don't even see this jousting one.
Venus (6:06 PM): You're missing a fucking awesome commercial. XD
Mario (6:08 PM): "...his beard alone, won the Stanley Cup." Anywho, jousting can get dangerous, as I've witnessed years ago D: We need entertainment. Damn it, Milbury, go beat a fan with his own shoe or something!!!
Venus (6:09 PM): The hardest shot doesn't scare me so much, am I the only one? 108.8 is FAST but it's not that much worse than 105.9. That's also REALLY FAST. It's like when it gets really cold: do you really feel that much of a difference between 5 degrees and 0 degrees? NO BUT THEY ARE BOTH FUCKING COLD.
Venus (6:10 PM): DONDE ESTA LA CARNE
Esmeralda (6:10 PM): EN MI PANTALONES!
Venus (6:11 PM): Esmeralda, this dramatically changes our relationship. :3c
Esmeralda (6:11 PM): Indeed it does...XD
Venus (6:13 PM): The Carolina Panthers confuse me. Carolina is the Hurricanes and the Panthers are from Florida. GO AWAY, NFL.
Venus (6:14 PM): FUCK YOU, LARRY THE CABLE GUY. FUCK. YOU.
Ricardo (6:14 PM): I'm the only one laughing about this.
Venus (6:18 PM): THAT LION SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME
Kat (6:18 PM): xD
Ricardo (6:18 PM): As a science experiment, I feel that I need to watch you watch a game. Or even take you to one. Just to see how you react.
Kat (6:18 PM): REALLY NOW.
Venus (6:19 PM) Ricardo, I have no problem with this. :D
Venus (6:19 PM): NOOOOO
Venus (6:19 PM): FUCKING THOMAS
Venus (6:19 PM): STOP
Venus (6:21 PM): My dad just got here, looked at the TV, and complained, "They don't even look like they're playing hockey. :|" LOL OH DAD. ♥
Ricardo (6:21 PM): I know people who can get me Rangers tickets if I really asked. Remind me whenever you dont mind going with a hockey disabled person. Haha
Esmeralda (6:21 PM): ...
Venus (6:21 PM): HOW DID THAT EVEN HAPPEN
Venus (6:21 PM): I DIDN'T SEE
Kat (6:22 PM): I DIDNT SEE EITHER
Esmeralda (6:22 PM): WORD
Venus (6:22 PM): I thought Kessel still had it on his stick
Venus (6:22 PM): OKAY I'M GLAD IT WASN'T JUST ME
Mario (6:22 PM): Damn it, Thomas! Damn it, Kessel!!
Kat (6:22 PM): Mt bro can get Rangers tickets from his friend at work BUT I DONT GET TO GO. ONLY HIM AND DAD GO. I AM LE PISSED
Venus (6:23 PM): THAT'S BETTER
Esmeralda (6:23 PM): I WOULD BE HAPPY TO TAKE THOSE TICKETS IF HIS FRIEND GIVES THEM TO ME!!!
Esmeralda (6:23 PM): OTL
Esmeralda (6:23 PM): *hates being poor*
Mario (6:24 PM): TAVARESSSSSSS!!! :D #isles4life
Venus (6:24 PM): Hockey tickets a RIDIC expensive, though.
Kat (6:24 PM): We should all plan going to a game together. We totally should. Rangers. Vs...idk xD
Venus (6:24 PM): Like I could get three Mets tickets for ONE Rangers ticket.
Venus (6:25 PM): Against the Islanders, IN NASSAU. They can't sell out, it'll be awesome.
Kat (6:25 PM): And we can yell at drunk people ouo
Venus (6:25 PM): THAT IS A BAD IDEA
Venus (6:25 PM): HOCKEY FANS FIGHT
Venus (6:25 PM): DRUNK HOCKEY FANS FIGHT MORE
Esmeralda (6:25 PM): BUT IT OKEY!
Venus (6:26 PM): DAMMIT
Venus (6:26 PM): WAS THAT-- I THINK IT WAS IGGY
Venus (6:26 PM): Yeah, it was.
Ricardo (6:26 PM): Buuut, I knows some peoples mang! No seriously, I know a couple of co workers who can give us a good price.
Esmeralda (6:26 PM): FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF That's not cool, yo!
Kat (6:27 PM): *wouldnt be allowed to go ;; unless one of my parents were included .3.*
Kat (6:27 PM): *because I just so happen to be like 15 and cannot drive ;;*
Venus (6:27 PM): Who said anything about driving? There's public trans RIGHT THERE.
Esmeralda (6:27 PM): which is why I should pay them a visit one day. I have done this before.
Esmeralda (6:28 PM): kat is in jersey v
Venus (6:28 PM): STILL DOABLE
Venus (6:28 PM): NJT TO PENN
Venus (6:28 PM): LIRR FROM PENN
Esmeralda (6:28 PM): not where she lives lol
Venus (6:29 PM): THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR BEING OUT OF YOUR CREASE, TIMMY
Kat (6:29 PM): Es, they're like. Overprotective. They're against people I 'dont know' and they don't trust the internet o-o;
Venus (6:29 PM): ;A;
Mario (6:29 PM): Venus is right, Isles can't sell out a game, unless if it's vs the Blueshirts, and even that is a hard game to sell out nowadays
Esmeralda (6:30 PM): that sucks kat :(
Venus (6:30 PM): Dude, I was at the Rangers/Isles game in November. It was NOT sold out.
Ricardo (6:30 PM): But...but...think of the players? Without you, they have no powah!
Kat (6:30 PM): Lol blueshirts
Venus (6:30 PM): But I guess the point is moot anyway.
Venus (6:31 PM): I WAS HAPPY THAT IT WAS TIED BUT THEN I REALIZED IT WAS CLAUDE GIROUX AND I WAS LIKE "...oh."
Kat (6:31 PM): Its not that they don't trus tme, they don't trust the rest of the world. And they hate the ecity to begin with o-o;
Mario (6:32 PM): If only I could turn back time 10-5 years ago, when the Icelanders were actually competitive. Oh fah ;-;
Venus (6:32 PM): 9_9 See, this is why I got so mad at TOKYOPOP for that stereotype shit they pulled last weekend. New York is so ~*dangerous*~ OMG IT'S NOT 1981 ANYMORE
Venus (6:33 PM): Mario: I THINK YOU MEAN 30. :V
Esmeralda (6:33 PM): the city is a terrible place sometimes
Ricardo (6:33 PM): Oh the prohibition era.
Venus (6:33 PM): No, it really isn't. 9_9
Esmeralda (6:34 PM): for you it isn't
Kat (6:34 PM): Eh, my freedom will come ouo Eventually. Maybe next year when I'm 16 ;D
Venus (6:34 PM): We've had this discussion before. *sips tea* Quite, quite.
Venus (6:34 PM): Stop being half my age. I do not approve.
Esmeralda (6:35 PM): she said she was 15 long ago, V.
Kat (6:35 PM): I already drank my tea ;; *goes to make her 3rd cup today*
Kat (6:35 PM): Define long ago xD
Venus (6:35 PM): I know. I didn't approve then, I don't approve now, either. XD
Mario (6:35 PM): Venus, yes, I know we haven't won diddly squat since, but at least to get in the playoffs, that's what I meant ;___;
Kat (6:36 PM): xD
Venus (6:36 PM): Five seconds is "long ago" on the internet. That's why this status conversation is happening.
Venus (6:36 PM): Yeah but MORE THAN HALF of the teams in the league make the playoffs. It's not that tremendous an accomplishment.
Venus (6:37 PM): 9_9 OKAY I SAW THAT. WHERE WERE YOU LOOKING BRIAN
Venus (6:37 PM): WOW
Venus (6:38 PM): There's Chara's goal, I hope everyone shuts up now.
Mario (6:38 PM): And...so much for that 9-9 reg tie, damn it!!!!!
Esmeralda (6:38 PM): ... they won't.
Venus (6:38 PM): I was just about to say that.
Ricardo (6:38 PM): Dude I just HATE the city. Boring unless you had something to do. Aside from that, meh.
Kat (6:38 PM): OUFGVJRLFOHJDKFMLNJHNJSHNHUAJEBLGVDOHIFHOIUDJKLVHBLOADIKF *RAGE* >n>
Venus (6:39 PM): LOL
Venus (6:39 PM): IS IT THE FIRST PERIOD AGAIN
Venus (6:39 PM): STOP SAYING THERE IS NO DEFENSE
Venus (6:39 PM): THAT IS WHAT THE GOALIE IS SUPPOSED TO DO
Venus (6:39 PM): THAT IS HIS FUCKING JOB
Venus (6:40 PM): NOW DO YOUR SHIT BRIAN
Esmeralda (6:40 PM): So Team Alfredsson won yesterday in the Skills Competition..so this mean... :|
Venus (6:40 PM): DANIEL SEDIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN
Venus (6:41 PM): Nah, it doesn't mean anything. XD
Venus (6:41 PM): Daniel Sedin making Tim Thomas look STUPID. :D
Venus (6:41 PM): Daniel Sedin making that shit look easy and EFFORTLESS.
Esmeralda (6:41 PM): YESSSSS !!!! HE IS AWESOME
Venus (6:42 PM): 84 shots in the game and 20 goals JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
Venus (6:44 PM): XD OH HI PM HARPER
Venus (6:44 PM): The cab in that commercial has a 319 area code. The 373 exchange means that cab was from Cedar Rapids, Iowa.
Kat (6:44 PM): And you know this /how/?
Venus (6:44 PM): WOW.
Venus (6:44 PM): @ Kat: Internet, duh.
Ricardo (6:44 PM): One game = 10000000 comments about Venus' rage. Also new title for newest natural disaster movie for the day Venus' teams loses.
Venus (6:44 PM): PULL THE GOALIE
Venus (6:44 PM): PULL HIS ASS OUT
Venus (6:45 PM): HE'S LET IN SIX FUCKING GOALS GET HIM OUTTA THERE
Venus (6:45 PM): FOUR STRAIGHT SHOTS HAVE RESULTED IN GOALS
Venus (6:45 PM): FUCKING GET ELLIOTT OUTTA THERE
Venus (6:45 PM): BRING BACK THE KING
Ricardo (6:45 PM): Also based on a true story. She will be played by Morgan Freeman.
Venus (6:46 PM): I have no problem being played by GOD.
Venus (6:46 PM): OH A STOP
Venus (6:46 PM): HOW NICE OF YOU TO DO YOUR FUCKING JOB
Venus (6:47 PM): STOP HITTING THE FUCKING GODDAMN POST
Venus (6:47 PM): THAT WAS FIVE GOALS WE COULDA HAD FOR THAT FUCKING POST
Venus (6:48 PM): (╯ò□ó）╯︵ ┻━┻
Mario (6:48 PM): Keep hitting the post. I thought the Accuracy Challenge was last night D:
Damn it, Thomas, again!!!
Venus (6:49 PM): STOP MISSING
Venus (6:49 PM): LET HIM GET IT THOMAS YOU BASTARD
Venus (6:49 PM): WELL!
Kat (6:49 PM): FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT.
Venus (6:49 PM): That was fun, you guys. :'D
Kat (6:50 PM): *flips SOLID OAK TABLE*
Venus (6:50 PM): "We lost 12-9 Da-- oh. You're asleep."
Kat (6:50 PM): Okay, I'm calm now :'D
Venus (6:50 PM): "How's anything happen in my life?" LOL TIMMU
Venus (6:50 PM): You know, I'm glad this is just midseason fanservice and doesn't count for anything. That makes it more fun!
Venus (6:51 PM): MARIAN GABORIK MVP!!! :'D
Venus (6:52 PM): Guys
Venus (6:52 PM): Imagine if Alfie had picked Gabby.
Venus (6:52 PM): OMG
Venus (6:52 PM): Chara, you got LUCKY.
Venus (6:52 PM): /post-game trashtalk XD
Ricardo (6:53 PM): And now I'm lost again. Haha.
Venus (6:53 PM): St. Louis Blues get rest? NO. BRIAN ELLIOTT YOU DO NOT NEED ANY FUCKING REST BECAUSE YOU WERE ASLEEP OUT THERE
Ricardo (6:54 PM): Also, on an end note: Can you really imagine Morgan Freeman dressed as you, Venus? I lawls, then I sorrow.
Venus (6:54 PM): Then again, IDGAF how many goals you let in anymore because you're against my Canucks. :3
Venus (6:54 PM): I don't know, Ricardo, I look pretty damn AWESOME in a suit. :D
Venus (6:55 PM): Florida's gonna win the Southeast, okay, but the Southeast is SHIT.
Venus (6:55 PM): The Southeast is the AL Central of the NHL.
Venus (6:55 PM): THIS COMMERCIAL FIGHTENS ME
Venus (6:56 PM): THEY ALL HAVE WEIRD FRECKLES AND FUCKING -YELLOW- EYES
Venus (6:56 PM): *frightens
Venus (6:56 PM): Guys, I knit exactly 20 rows through the whole game. WHOOPS.
Venus (6:57 PM): *30. Jesus, I can't type anymore.
Venus (6:57 PM): "Really, huh? Well, he's just jealous because we won the game." O U MARIAN
Ricardo (6:58 PM): Mwuhahahaha!
Venus (6:59 PM): Iggy with the GW? Who scored the 10th goal?
Mario (7:03 PM): Panthers will be the lone Southeast Division team in the playoffs. Kinda weird now that they're the only South Beach team /not/ to bear the "Miami" moniker nowadays.
Venus (7:15 PM): Um, Washington?
Mario (7:16 PM): Eh,... I dunno
Team Chara won, 12-9, thanks to six third-period goals. I wasn't too happy, pulling for team Alfredsson, but Marian Gaborik got a hat trick and was named MVP, and this doesn't count for anything, anyway. Gotta love the midseason fanservice. :D
Scarf is just shy of half-done, even though I obviously got no work done during the game, WHOOPS.
Venus (4:19 PM): GO TEAM ALFREDSSON!
Venus (4:20 PM): Javier Colon: I don't think I've ever heard a sweeter version of The Star-Spangled Banner. :'D ♥
Venus (4:21 PM): :| I know this game is in Ottawa, but SHIT, way to show us up, Canada. XD
Mario (4:22 PM): Team Alfie's gonna take it, and not just cause Tavares and Henkë are on his team...well, maybe it is.
Mario (4:23 PM): And yeah, Maple Leaf being passed around the stands. Looked like a soccer game xD
Venus (4:24 PM): The crowdsurfing flag was AMAZING.
Venus (4:28 PM): C'mon, guys, you've been playing a whole MINUTE. Let's score a goal, already! XD
Mario (4:29 PM): This is what I love about the NBA & NHL ASGs, defense is optional :3
Venus (4:30 PM): "representing The Nation of Toronto" oh hi Phil Kessel's not playing, I guess? /s
Venus (4:31 PM): GOD DAMMIT HENRIK
Mario (4:32 PM): Well, obviously, one of the laws in Ottawa is, "For every Maple Leaf who touches the puck, or is in the vicinity of, they shall be responded with a thunderous boo"
Venus (4:32 PM): But that the same time, Gabby! \o/ ♥
Venus (4:32 PM): I loved watching all the Leafs and Canadiens get booed last night. HILARIOUS.
Venus (4:33 PM): ....
Venus (4:33 PM): Are you serious? :|
Venus (4:34 PM): Okay, I keep watching replays, and I still don't understand how he did that. XD
Mario (4:34 PM): What is Henkë doin.....?
Venus (4:35 PM): He's NOT blocking shots. XD
Venus (4:36 PM): LOL I never thought I'd say this but could someone PLEASE help Tavares?
Venus (4:37 PM): There ya go, Hank!
Venus (4:38 PM): *squint* We're--
Venus (4:38 PM): OH JESUS
Venus (4:38 PM): *squint* Are we sure this isn't Game 7 of the 2011 Final, that that's not Thomas in goal? I SWEAR I've seen this shit before.
Esmeralda (4:40 PM): LOL I love it when you talk to yourself! ♥
Venus (4:41 PM): "Tough start against Gabby, that's for sure!" Oh, Hank.
Venus (4:41 PM): YAAAAAAAAAAAY
Esmeralda (4:41 PM): Hahah.. he is a good sport about it at least.
Venus (4:42 PM): "I CAN'T REALLY HEAR YOU GUYS" Henrik, I love you.
Venus (4:42 PM): Oh that was Danny?! :D
Venus (4:42 PM): IT'S ALL RANGERS TODAY~
Esmeralda (4:42 PM): YES IT WAS!!! OMG MY BOYS!!!!
Venus (4:43 PM): LOL Henrik you're going to slay me.
Esmeralda (4:45 PM): Swedish men...on ice... are hot especially when the speak! *_* Or eat Mayo...
Venus (4:45 PM): CAN WE TAKE LIKE
Venus (4:46 PM): ALL THE SWEDES
Venus (4:46 PM): AND MAKE THEM EAT MAYONNAISE
Venus (4:46 PM): I think it would be the grossest thing that Lundqvist has ever-- FUCK YOU JASON SPEZZA
Venus (4:46 PM): BT I WILL TAKE THAT GOAL
Venus (4:46 PM): BECAUSE HENRIK SEDIN
Venus (4:47 PM): ESMERALDA I NEED TO TELL YOU ABOUT MY PATRICK KANE BL DOUJIN
Esmeralda (4:47 PM): I read that as BJ.... :\ but YES TELL ME!!!!
Venus (4:47 PM): That... that's pretty much it. XD
Venus (4:47 PM): More detail at intermission, lol.
Venus (4:48 PM): TIE GAME!!!!
Venus (4:48 PM): JOHN TAVA-- I'M CHEERING FOR AN ISLANDER YOU GUYS
Venus (4:49 PM): HIS HAIR IS STICKING OUT AND HE LOOKED DERPY I THOUGHT HE WAS RYAN KESLER FOR A MINUTE
Esmeralda (4:49 PM): HAHAHAHAHA you got trolled
Venus (4:50 PM): Not really, it was just one of those doubletake moments.
Venus (4:50 PM): All the Canucks are Mayo-eaters.
Venus (4:50 PM): (This is my new affectionate nickname for Swedes.)
Esmeralda (4:51 PM): Lol Mayo eaters... beautifly!
Venus (4:51 PM): I really feel like Caitlin should be part of this conversation, even though she has no idea how to hockey.
Venus (4:51 PM): THAT IS A POKEMON
Esmeralda (4:51 PM): BECAUSE CAITLIN IS AWESOME...that's why.
Venus (4:52 PM): "That's a nice goal, eh?" Iggy. :3
Venus (4:53 PM): eh
Venus (4:53 PM): Eh
Venus (4:53 PM): EH
Esmeralda (4:53 PM): EH EH EH EH EH EH
Esmeralda (4:53 PM): EH
Venus (4:53 PM): OH SHIT
Venus (4:54 PM): OH SHIT A PENALTY SHOT
Esmeralda (4:54 PM): DAMN!
Esmeralda (4:54 PM): HAHAHAHAHA MISSED!
Venus (4:54 PM): Steve, that move isn't gonna work when YOU DID IT LAST NIGHT.
Esmeralda (4:54 PM): That was funny!
Venus (4:55 PM): Es, we're cheering for the red team. This is a bad thing. XD
Esmeralda (4:55 PM): I like my team but THAT was funny!
Esmeralda (4:55 PM): I know..but I can appreciate a derp attempt regardless! :'D
Venus (4:55 PM): Four of the top six were Senators. SURPRISE.
Venus (4:56 PM): It wasn't a derp attempt, he just fucked up doing what he tried to do. It worked last night: that's how he won the elimination shootout.
Esmeralda (4:57 PM): Silly Canada.. XD.... it's only a derp attempt because doing it again isn't a smart idea.
Esmeralda (4:57 PM): especially when he did it last night!
Venus (4:57 PM): SURRRRRRRRRRRRRE
Venus (4:58 PM): OH DAMN
Esmeralda (4:58 PM): YUP!
Esmeralda (4:58 PM): WOW
Venus (4:58 PM): "Way to go, Hank!" "Thanks, man, I needed that!"
Esmeralda (4:58 PM): YAY MAYO EATER!
Venus (4:58 PM): HENRIK
Venus (4:58 PM): ALL YOUR BABBIES
Venus (4:58 PM): I WILL GIVES
Venus (4:59 PM): "OOOOH MY GOD! You gotta SHOOT! Don't pass to him!"
Venus (4:59 PM): sldkfjsldkjflksdj microphones are the best thing.
Esmeralda (5:00 PM): YAY Good 1st period! on both ends!
Venus (5:02 PM): My notifications are like
Esmeralda
Esmeralda
Esmeralda
Esmeralda
Esmeralda
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Venus (5:02 PM): IS THIS A COMMERCIAL FOR MOTHERFUCKING /JOUSTING/?!
Esmeralda (5:04 PM): HAhahaha YOU TOLD ME TO COME!
Venus (5:09 PM): Oooooh, Louisa was right: Ottawa looks pretty.
Venus (5:11 PM): Kat, I apologize for all the comments on this status, but you're free to join the conversation if you want!
Venus (5:12 PM): /shot
Venus (5:12 PM): THE ONLY TWO BLACK GUYS THERE
Kat (5:12 PM): Naw, don't apologise xD I'm cracking up reading them XD
Venus (5:12 PM): Guy who sang the American national anthem doesn't count because he had a hispanic name.
Kat (5:12 PM): Besides, they don't show up in my notices, just in 'new stores' xD
Kat (5:12 PM: stories*
Esmeralda (5:13 PM): Hahahaha... word! and really?
Venus (5:13 PM): This is what watching a game with me is like, kinda. There's just a lot more angry screaming. "COME ON YOU SHIT YOU SHOULD HAVE MADE THAT FUCK YOU"
Esmeralda (5:14 PM): Yeah.. she is really hardcore at home, yo!
Venus (5:14 PM): @ Es: he was brown but his name was Javier Colón. I mentioned him in the very first comment, and he's got such a soft, sweet-sounding voice. *approve!*
Venus (5:15 PM): OMG THAT'S WHERE THE OTTAWA HETALIA GROUP TAKES THEIR PICTURES ON HETALIA DAY /shot
Kat (5:15 PM): REALLY LATE** Me to Canadian opening ceremony: "DAMN. WE SHOULD DO THAT ;A; QUIT SHOWING US UP"
Venus (5:15 PM): The anthems were ridic.
Venus (5:15 PM): I was so happy with the American anthem and then Canada's like
Venus (5:15 PM): "Aw, that's nice. LOOK I HAVE A BAND."
Esmeralda (5:16 PM): YOU JUST FIGURED THAT OUT, V? XD BAND!!!
Venus (5:16 PM): "AND A CROWDSURFING FLAG."
Venus (5:16 PM): Es, Kat just got here. We're ~discussing~.
Venus (5:16 PM): CAREY PRICE PLEASE PLAY BACKWARDS AGAIN
Kat (5:17 PM): Naw, we're /raving~~~~~/
Esmeralda (5:17 PM): XD RAVING RANTING... RANGING!!!! herp derp...XD
Venus (5:17 PM):
This .gif needs to exist with America and Canada.
Kat (5:17 PM): We're cool people xD
Venus (5:18 PM): HELL THAT .GIF NEEDS TO EXIST FOR EVERY TWO CHARACTERS EVER
Kat (5:19 PM): DISCO POGO. DINGALINGALING DINGALINGALING UND ALLEN ATZEN SING!
Kat (5:20 PM): *casually dances to All Star music*
Venus (5:20 PM): I'm also signing along. Bleh. XD
Venus (5:21 PM): "I feel like a lamb getting lead out to slaughter right now." OH CAREY
Kat (5:22 PM): xD
Venus (5:22 PM): Trying to knit a scarf while watching this game was a terrible idea. I've done exactly 9 1/2 rows in one period. XD
Venus (5:22 PM): "One down, hopefully only about ten more to go!" CAREY
Venus (5:23 PM): DAMMIT
Venus (5:23 PM): Oh that was Gabby? NVM.
Kat (5:23 PM): Trying to do anything productive during this game is a terrible idea. You might miss something. ;P
Venus (5:23 PM): WHAT IS HE DOING ALL THE WAY OUT THERE
Venus (5:23 PM): AGAINST HOSSA AND GABORIK ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS
Venus (5:24 PM): CAREY YOU ARE FACING THE WRONG WAY
Venus (5:24 PM): TURN AROUND
Venus (5:24 PM): "Here we go, gotta go play the puck now! I'm gonna go that way...."
Venus (5:24 PM): I want to listen to him forever.
Venus (5:24 PM): How is he even able to have a conversation?!
Kat (5:25 PM): XD I know, right?
Venus (5:25 PM): "Would you rather have it go outSIIIIIIIDE!!!"
Venus (5:25 PM): JR STOP TALKING TO HIM
Venus (5:25 PM): HE IS TRYING TO PLAY HOCKEY
Venus (5:26 PM): Here, Carey: play this game, talk to us, balance this plate on a stick, jump up and down on one foot, sing the Swedish national anthem, count backwards from te--
Venus (5:26 PM): BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Ricardo (5:26 PM): How are YOU having a conversation?
Venus (5:26 PM): LOL Maple Leafs.
Venus (5:27 PM): THIS IS WHAT I AM LIKE WATCHING A GAME.
Kat (5:27 PM): I leave for a MINUTE NOT EVEN. JUST to make some tea. AND WE LOST ANOTHER GOAL?@???!??!??!?!?!?!*rages*
Venus (5:28 PM): Yeah, Kessel and Phaneuf, so everyone was booing more than usual. XD
Venus (5:28 PM): I mean, they worked together, not they each had one. I forgot who they said scored.
Ricardo (5:28 PM): Oh then I cant wait for baseball season to start. Then it'll be multiplied by a million fold by me.
Kat (5:28 PM): "more than usual" xD
Kat (5:29 PM): I feel bad for everyone who gets notices about your status and all of the comments on it xD
Venus (5:29 PM): Me, from April to October: Fucking Mets. Fucking Mets. Fucking Mets. Fucking M-- FUCKING METS. FUCKING YANKEES! FUCKING METS!!! (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
Venus (5:30 PM): I think they'll understand once they see the first couple of comments, figure out it's about hockey, and move on.
Venus (5:30 PM): "Oh, Venus is talking about hockey again, lol."
Esmeralda (5:30 PM): I am completely lost now..and I keep hearing it on my phone...Hahahahahah *shoots V* :P
Venus (5:30 PM): YES
Venus (5:30 PM): TURN OFF YOUR PHONE
Kat (5:30 PM): That doesn't stop the influx of comments and notices, though :P
Esmeralda (5:30 PM): Word! XD.... AND YESSS!!!!!
Venus (5:31 PM): OKAY I thought that went in, and nothing happened right away, so I was like, DID THAT EVEN-- JASON POMINVILLE
Kat (5:33 PM): Venus, I now understand your reaction to jousting commercials during a hockey game.
Venus (5:33 PM): Okay, I was wondering if everyone was seeing the same commercials or what because I don't know who's got which cable provider.
Venus (5:34 PM): Alfredsson and the Sedins: 11, 22, 33. :D
Venus (5:36 PM): MAYBE HE JSUT WANTS TO PLAY YOU GUYS XD
Venus (5:36 PM): STOP BOTHERING HIM
Kat (5:36 PM): THEY CANT HEAR YOU VENUS.
Venus (5:36 PM): The best part is I'm not even yelling, just TYPING.
Venus (5:37 PM): #HARTNELLDOWN
Venus (5:37 PM): LUPUL/HARTNELL #19OTP
Kat (5:43 PM): *awkward silence* We're all glued to the tv :D
Venus (5:43 PM): #HARTNELLDOWN
Venus (5:44 PM): "No, that's a little too dan-- YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
Venus (5:44 PM): "No, that's a little too dangerous." --Carey Price on bucking broncos. HE IS A GOALIE. WHAT
Kat (5:44 PM): WHOOOO WAY TO GO DANIEL. GO ALFREDSON.
Venus (5:45 PM): IT'S GOOD FOR YOU
Mario (5:45 PM): I go away for...minutes, and I miss THIS? #teamalfie
Venus (5:45 PM): That wasn't minutes, bro. That was almost two periods. XD
Venus (5:46 PM): "IT'S GOOD FOR YOU" is what I am going to say every time a Swedish player scores.
Venus (5:47 PM): OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
Venus (5:47 PM): IT'S GOOD FOR YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Venus (5:47 PM): OUR FIRST LEAD FUCKING FINALLY
Mario (5:47 PM): I guess I wasn't as quick as the Kings' goalie /shot
Venus (5:47 PM): I C WUT U DID THAR
Kat (5:48 PM): I wanna bring a flag to the next hockey game I go to o3o It looks so fun.
Venus (5:48 PM): LUCKY BLOCK
Venus (5:48 PM): I brought a Rangers rally towel to Vancouver: it's AMAZINGLY fun!
Venus (5:48 PM): AL-FIE AL-FIE AL-FIE AL-FIE
Mario (5:50 PM): The day I bring a rally towel at either MSG, or The Rock, is the day I shall lose my sanity o:
Kat (5:51 PM): The day I wear a Rangers Jersey to a Devil's game when they're not playing the Rangers is soon hopefully.
Venus (5:51 PM): "Their awareness is unreal." --Alfredsson on the Sedins. PSYCHIC VIKING TWINS.
Kat (5:51 PM): Just for trolling.
Venus (5:51 PM): Actually, their next game against the Devils is Tuesday. XD
Venus (5:52 PM): I'm going to a Devils game against the Canucks. That's the scarf I'm knitting right now. #gocanucksgo
Venus (5:52 PM): GOD DAMMIT, SUPERMAN.
Kat (5:52 PM): TIE GAME.
Mario (5:53 PM): Puddy better not scare a priest :P
Venus (5:53 PM): Huh?
Venus (5:53 PM): JONATHAN QUICK PAY A-FUCKING-TTENTION.
Mario (5:53 PM): And /almost- an own-goal O:
Venus (5:54 PM): 3-3 after 1; 6-6 after 2. This is a great game. :D
Kat (5:55 PM): Lemme guess. 9-9 and then overtime?
Venus (5:55 PM): Tim Thomas, I hate you, but I love your beard. *_*
Kat (5:56 PM): I swear we're watching the same television
Venus (5:56 PM): What cable service do you have?
Mario (5:56 PM): And hopefully, penalty shootouts!
Kat (5:57 PM): xfinity o3o
Venus (5:57 PM): Not really. I'm glad this game doesn't count because they're not gonna try to force it to go to OT like they did with the Winter Classic. I'm STILL pissed off at that shit.
Venus (5:58 PM): :O I have Time Warner, what is this? Es, are you seeing the same commercials?
Venus (6:00 PM): CANADIAN RAP
Venus (6:00 PM): CANADIAN
Venus (6:00 PM): RAP
Venus (6:00 PM): NOW DO IT IN FRENCH, BRO
Kat (6:00 PM): WAIT WHAT.
Venus (6:00 PM): THIS SHIT SOUNDS HILARIOUS
Kat (6:00 PM): IM CONFUSED
Venus (6:00 PM): I AM LAUGHING SO HARD
Venus (6:01 PM): RAPPEZ EN FRANÇAIS, FRÈRE
Kat (6:01 PM): xD I understand that eue
Mario (6:01 PM): And Kane, Hartnell, and others, recording it all :P
Venus (6:02 PM): I AM CRYING OMG
Esmeralda (6:02 PM): LMAO
Esmeralda (6:02 PM): He needs to go back to degrassi
Esmeralda (6:02 PM): FUCK YOU, DRAKE!
Kat (6:02 PM): *hands you a handkefrchief to wipe your eyes*
Esmeralda (6:02 PM): YOU'RE NOT CANADIAN! OTL
Venus (6:02 PM): THIS IS THE ONE GUY WHO CAN'T RAP ABOUT WEED
Venus (6:02 PM): BECAUSE IT'S ALREADY KINDA OKAY IN CANADA
Venus (6:03 PM): AND THE DRINKING AGE IS LOWER
Venus (6:03 PM): CANADA HOW DO YOU EVEN REBEL
Venus (6:03 PM): THE TEARS
Venus (6:03 PM): STREAMING
Venus (6:03 PM): DOWN MY FACE
Esmeralda (6:03 PM): Canada can't rebel openly.
Venus (6:05 PM): Okay this jousting commercial is really piquing my interest? Because even with all the modern safety things we have, they're still like, getting REALLY hurt. O_O
Esmeralda (6:06 PM): i don't even see this jousting one.
Venus (6:06 PM): You're missing a fucking awesome commercial. XD
Mario (6:08 PM): "...his beard alone, won the Stanley Cup." Anywho, jousting can get dangerous, as I've witnessed years ago D: We need entertainment. Damn it, Milbury, go beat a fan with his own shoe or something!!!
Venus (6:09 PM): The hardest shot doesn't scare me so much, am I the only one? 108.8 is FAST but it's not that much worse than 105.9. That's also REALLY FAST. It's like when it gets really cold: do you really feel that much of a difference between 5 degrees and 0 degrees? NO BUT THEY ARE BOTH FUCKING COLD.
Venus (6:10 PM): DONDE ESTA LA CARNE
Esmeralda (6:10 PM): EN MI PANTALONES!
Venus (6:11 PM): Esmeralda, this dramatically changes our relationship. :3c
Esmeralda (6:11 PM): Indeed it does...XD
Venus (6:13 PM): The Carolina Panthers confuse me. Carolina is the Hurricanes and the Panthers are from Florida. GO AWAY, NFL.
Venus (6:14 PM): FUCK YOU, LARRY THE CABLE GUY. FUCK. YOU.
Ricardo (6:14 PM): I'm the only one laughing about this.
Venus (6:18 PM): THAT LION SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME
Kat (6:18 PM): xD
Ricardo (6:18 PM): As a science experiment, I feel that I need to watch you watch a game. Or even take you to one. Just to see how you react.
Kat (6:18 PM): REALLY NOW.
Venus (6:19 PM) Ricardo, I have no problem with this. :D
Venus (6:19 PM): NOOOOO
Venus (6:19 PM): FUCKING THOMAS
Venus (6:19 PM): STOP
Venus (6:21 PM): My dad just got here, looked at the TV, and complained, "They don't even look like they're playing hockey. :|" LOL OH DAD. ♥
Ricardo (6:21 PM): I know people who can get me Rangers tickets if I really asked. Remind me whenever you dont mind going with a hockey disabled person. Haha
Esmeralda (6:21 PM): ...
Venus (6:21 PM): HOW DID THAT EVEN HAPPEN
Venus (6:21 PM): I DIDN'T SEE
Kat (6:22 PM): I DIDNT SEE EITHER
Esmeralda (6:22 PM): WORD
Venus (6:22 PM): I thought Kessel still had it on his stick
Venus (6:22 PM): OKAY I'M GLAD IT WASN'T JUST ME
Mario (6:22 PM): Damn it, Thomas! Damn it, Kessel!!
Kat (6:22 PM): Mt bro can get Rangers tickets from his friend at work BUT I DONT GET TO GO. ONLY HIM AND DAD GO. I AM LE PISSED
Venus (6:23 PM): THAT'S BETTER
Esmeralda (6:23 PM): I WOULD BE HAPPY TO TAKE THOSE TICKETS IF HIS FRIEND GIVES THEM TO ME!!!
Esmeralda (6:23 PM): OTL
Esmeralda (6:23 PM): *hates being poor*
Mario (6:24 PM): TAVARESSSSSSS!!! :D #isles4life
Venus (6:24 PM): Hockey tickets a RIDIC expensive, though.
Kat (6:24 PM): We should all plan going to a game together. We totally should. Rangers. Vs...idk xD
Venus (6:24 PM): Like I could get three Mets tickets for ONE Rangers ticket.
Venus (6:25 PM): Against the Islanders, IN NASSAU. They can't sell out, it'll be awesome.
Kat (6:25 PM): And we can yell at drunk people ouo
Venus (6:25 PM): THAT IS A BAD IDEA
Venus (6:25 PM): HOCKEY FANS FIGHT
Venus (6:25 PM): DRUNK HOCKEY FANS FIGHT MORE
Esmeralda (6:25 PM): BUT IT OKEY!
Venus (6:26 PM): DAMMIT
Venus (6:26 PM): WAS THAT-- I THINK IT WAS IGGY
Venus (6:26 PM): Yeah, it was.
Ricardo (6:26 PM): Buuut, I knows some peoples mang! No seriously, I know a couple of co workers who can give us a good price.
Esmeralda (6:26 PM): FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF That's not cool, yo!
Kat (6:27 PM): *wouldnt be allowed to go ;; unless one of my parents were included .3.*
Kat (6:27 PM): *because I just so happen to be like 15 and cannot drive ;;*
Venus (6:27 PM): Who said anything about driving? There's public trans RIGHT THERE.
Esmeralda (6:27 PM): which is why I should pay them a visit one day. I have done this before.
Esmeralda (6:28 PM): kat is in jersey v
Venus (6:28 PM): STILL DOABLE
Venus (6:28 PM): NJT TO PENN
Venus (6:28 PM): LIRR FROM PENN
Esmeralda (6:28 PM): not where she lives lol
Venus (6:29 PM): THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR BEING OUT OF YOUR CREASE, TIMMY
Kat (6:29 PM): Es, they're like. Overprotective. They're against people I 'dont know' and they don't trust the internet o-o;
Venus (6:29 PM): ;A;
Mario (6:29 PM): Venus is right, Isles can't sell out a game, unless if it's vs the Blueshirts, and even that is a hard game to sell out nowadays
Esmeralda (6:30 PM): that sucks kat :(
Venus (6:30 PM): Dude, I was at the Rangers/Isles game in November. It was NOT sold out.
Ricardo (6:30 PM): But...but...think of the players? Without you, they have no powah!
Kat (6:30 PM): Lol blueshirts
Venus (6:30 PM): But I guess the point is moot anyway.
Venus (6:31 PM): I WAS HAPPY THAT IT WAS TIED BUT THEN I REALIZED IT WAS CLAUDE GIROUX AND I WAS LIKE "...oh."
Kat (6:31 PM): Its not that they don't trus tme, they don't trust the rest of the world. And they hate the ecity to begin with o-o;
Mario (6:32 PM): If only I could turn back time 10-5 years ago, when the Icelanders were actually competitive. Oh fah ;-;
Venus (6:32 PM): 9_9 See, this is why I got so mad at TOKYOPOP for that stereotype shit they pulled last weekend. New York is so ~*dangerous*~ OMG IT'S NOT 1981 ANYMORE
Venus (6:33 PM): Mario: I THINK YOU MEAN 30. :V
Esmeralda (6:33 PM): the city is a terrible place sometimes
Ricardo (6:33 PM): Oh the prohibition era.
Venus (6:33 PM): No, it really isn't. 9_9
Esmeralda (6:34 PM): for you it isn't
Kat (6:34 PM): Eh, my freedom will come ouo Eventually. Maybe next year when I'm 16 ;D
Venus (6:34 PM): We've had this discussion before. *sips tea* Quite, quite.
Venus (6:34 PM): Stop being half my age. I do not approve.
Esmeralda (6:35 PM): she said she was 15 long ago, V.
Kat (6:35 PM): I already drank my tea ;; *goes to make her 3rd cup today*
Kat (6:35 PM): Define long ago xD
Venus (6:35 PM): I know. I didn't approve then, I don't approve now, either. XD
Mario (6:35 PM): Venus, yes, I know we haven't won diddly squat since, but at least to get in the playoffs, that's what I meant ;___;
Kat (6:36 PM): xD
Venus (6:36 PM): Five seconds is "long ago" on the internet. That's why this status conversation is happening.
Venus (6:36 PM): Yeah but MORE THAN HALF of the teams in the league make the playoffs. It's not that tremendous an accomplishment.
Venus (6:37 PM): 9_9 OKAY I SAW THAT. WHERE WERE YOU LOOKING BRIAN
Venus (6:37 PM): WOW
Venus (6:38 PM): There's Chara's goal, I hope everyone shuts up now.
Mario (6:38 PM): And...so much for that 9-9 reg tie, damn it!!!!!
Esmeralda (6:38 PM): ... they won't.
Venus (6:38 PM): I was just about to say that.
Ricardo (6:38 PM): Dude I just HATE the city. Boring unless you had something to do. Aside from that, meh.
Kat (6:38 PM): OUFGVJRLFOHJDKFMLNJHNJSHNHUAJEBLGVDOHIFHOIUDJKLVHBLOADIKF *RAGE* >n>
Venus (6:39 PM): LOL
Venus (6:39 PM): IS IT THE FIRST PERIOD AGAIN
Venus (6:39 PM): STOP SAYING THERE IS NO DEFENSE
Venus (6:39 PM): THAT IS WHAT THE GOALIE IS SUPPOSED TO DO
Venus (6:39 PM): THAT IS HIS FUCKING JOB
Venus (6:40 PM): NOW DO YOUR SHIT BRIAN
Esmeralda (6:40 PM): So Team Alfredsson won yesterday in the Skills Competition..so this mean... :|
Venus (6:40 PM): DANIEL SEDIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN
Venus (6:41 PM): Nah, it doesn't mean anything. XD
Venus (6:41 PM): Daniel Sedin making Tim Thomas look STUPID. :D
Venus (6:41 PM): Daniel Sedin making that shit look easy and EFFORTLESS.
Esmeralda (6:41 PM): YESSSSS !!!! HE IS AWESOME
Venus (6:42 PM): 84 shots in the game and 20 goals JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
Venus (6:44 PM): XD OH HI PM HARPER
Venus (6:44 PM): The cab in that commercial has a 319 area code. The 373 exchange means that cab was from Cedar Rapids, Iowa.
Kat (6:44 PM): And you know this /how/?
Venus (6:44 PM): WOW.
Venus (6:44 PM): @ Kat: Internet, duh.
Ricardo (6:44 PM): One game = 10000000 comments about Venus' rage. Also new title for newest natural disaster movie for the day Venus' teams loses.
Venus (6:44 PM): PULL THE GOALIE
Venus (6:44 PM): PULL HIS ASS OUT
Venus (6:45 PM): HE'S LET IN SIX FUCKING GOALS GET HIM OUTTA THERE
Venus (6:45 PM): FOUR STRAIGHT SHOTS HAVE RESULTED IN GOALS
Venus (6:45 PM): FUCKING GET ELLIOTT OUTTA THERE
Venus (6:45 PM): BRING BACK THE KING
Ricardo (6:45 PM): Also based on a true story. She will be played by Morgan Freeman.
Venus (6:46 PM): I have no problem being played by GOD.
Venus (6:46 PM): OH A STOP
Venus (6:46 PM): HOW NICE OF YOU TO DO YOUR FUCKING JOB
Venus (6:47 PM): STOP HITTING THE FUCKING GODDAMN POST
Venus (6:47 PM): THAT WAS FIVE GOALS WE COULDA HAD FOR THAT FUCKING POST
Venus (6:48 PM): (╯ò□ó）╯︵ ┻━┻
Mario (6:48 PM): Keep hitting the post. I thought the Accuracy Challenge was last night D:
Damn it, Thomas, again!!!
Venus (6:49 PM): STOP MISSING
Venus (6:49 PM): LET HIM GET IT THOMAS YOU BASTARD
Venus (6:49 PM): WELL!
Kat (6:49 PM): FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT.
Venus (6:49 PM): That was fun, you guys. :'D
Kat (6:50 PM): *flips SOLID OAK TABLE*
Venus (6:50 PM): "We lost 12-9 Da-- oh. You're asleep."
Kat (6:50 PM): Okay, I'm calm now :'D
Venus (6:50 PM): "How's anything happen in my life?" LOL TIMMU
Venus (6:50 PM): You know, I'm glad this is just midseason fanservice and doesn't count for anything. That makes it more fun!
Venus (6:51 PM): MARIAN GABORIK MVP!!! :'D
Venus (6:52 PM): Guys
Venus (6:52 PM): Imagine if Alfie had picked Gabby.
Venus (6:52 PM): OMG
Venus (6:52 PM): Chara, you got LUCKY.
Venus (6:52 PM): /post-game trashtalk XD
Ricardo (6:53 PM): And now I'm lost again. Haha.
Venus (6:53 PM): St. Louis Blues get rest? NO. BRIAN ELLIOTT YOU DO NOT NEED ANY FUCKING REST BECAUSE YOU WERE ASLEEP OUT THERE
Ricardo (6:54 PM): Also, on an end note: Can you really imagine Morgan Freeman dressed as you, Venus? I lawls, then I sorrow.
Venus (6:54 PM): Then again, IDGAF how many goals you let in anymore because you're against my Canucks. :3
Venus (6:54 PM): I don't know, Ricardo, I look pretty damn AWESOME in a suit. :D
Venus (6:55 PM): Florida's gonna win the Southeast, okay, but the Southeast is SHIT.
Venus (6:55 PM): The Southeast is the AL Central of the NHL.
Venus (6:55 PM): THIS COMMERCIAL FIGHTENS ME
Venus (6:56 PM): THEY ALL HAVE WEIRD FRECKLES AND FUCKING -YELLOW- EYES
Venus (6:56 PM): *frightens
Venus (6:56 PM): Guys, I knit exactly 20 rows through the whole game. WHOOPS.
Venus (6:57 PM): *30. Jesus, I can't type anymore.
Venus (6:57 PM): "Really, huh? Well, he's just jealous because we won the game." O U MARIAN
Ricardo (6:58 PM): Mwuhahahaha!
Venus (6:59 PM): Iggy with the GW? Who scored the 10th goal?
Mario (7:03 PM): Panthers will be the lone Southeast Division team in the playoffs. Kinda weird now that they're the only South Beach team /not/ to bear the "Miami" moniker nowadays.
Venus (7:15 PM): Um, Washington?
Mario (7:16 PM): Eh,... I dunno
Team Chara won, 12-9, thanks to six third-period goals. I wasn't too happy, pulling for team Alfredsson, but Marian Gaborik got a hat trick and was named MVP, and this doesn't count for anything, anyway. Gotta love the midseason fanservice. :D
Scarf is just shy of half-done, even though I obviously got no work done during the game, WHOOPS.