SUPERKANE
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Venus (7:55:29 PM): OMG
Venus (7:55:33 PM): HE IS WEARING A SUPERMAN CAPE
Venus (7:55:43 PM): HE IS WEARING A SUPERMAN CAPE
Venus (7:55:45 PM): SCREAAAAAAMING
Venus (7:55:58 PM): OMFG
Venus (7:56:04 PM): HE SLID ON HIS STOMACH
Venus (7:56:06 PM): AND MADE THE SHOT
and then after I calmed down a bit
Venus (7:58:14 PM): i'm voting for him
Venus (7:58:16 PM): he wins
This was, of course, after Corey Perry spun around with the puck magically on the end of his stick (lol physics), but before Carey Price was Tebowing and blocking shots facing backwards (if it were possible to vote for goalies...), before Kane -- still wearing his cape and glasses -- used a trick puck that exploded into several pieces, and before Perry, well:
Venus (8:03:06 PM): okay so dude is moving to the net ready to take a shot, stops still
Venus (8:03:12 PM): takes off his gloves, lifts his jersey
Venus (8:03:21 PM): pulls a MINI GOALIE STICK OUT OF HIS PANTS (lol)
Venus (8:03:57 PM): and made the shot
Venus (8:04:08 PM): i don't know who to vote for
Guillermo (8:04:27 PM): time to write that bl novel about them
Venus (8:04:59 PM): haha seriously
patrick kane would make a great bl character. i mean, he already looks like he's twelve. that's half the challenge. i wish i knew people who liked hockey and could draw, because i'm pretty sure i need to commission moe moe kyaaaaane right the fuck now. nhl doujinshi needs to be a thing, omg.
VENUS OMG WHAT ARE YOU EVEN SAYING
I wound up voting for Kane, who won, but Perry was hanging out in second place. Together, they got over 75% of the votes. Jesus.
Team Alfredsson won the fastest skate and just claimed the relay, but Team Chara gained ground on the accuracy and, of course, the breakaway. Score's 9-6 Alfredsson right now.
SO MUCH SCREAMING.
BOOM!
I anxiously await all the rest of the .gifs on tumblr. pssssst please post .gifs in the comments
And just more cuteness:
WHICH ONE ARE YOU
KID
OMG
MY HEART CANNOT TAKE IT ♥
More screaming during the relay, because aaaaaaaAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH IT WAS SO CLOSE AND I couldn't watch parts of it because I would get so dizzy. XD
Hardest* shot was pretty ridic. Let's liken it to baseball! So there was a record, which two guys broke but only one of them got credit because he did it first, and happened to do better than the other guy anyway (lol). But 108.8 MPH. I can't... I can't even.
*really, it's just the fastest shot, because who's to say weber didn't make harder contact with the puck than chara did? i mean, you can hit things pretty hard but they won't necessarily go anywhere....
And the Elimination round, geez. I did not think Team Alfredsson was going to pull away like that (eeeee but I'm glad). MORE SCREAMING.
I am so glad my cousin was having a baby shower and no one was here. it's their second fucking kid why does he need another baby shower that's stupid
That was fantastic -- why didn't I watch this last year? -- and I can't wait for the ASG tomorrow~
I picked up my scarf again, finally, since there's about a month left before the game. I did only the blue part today but I'm about 1/4 finished:
YAY~ I can't wait to be beautiful. XD
Venus (7:55:29 PM): OMG
Venus (7:55:33 PM): HE IS WEARING A SUPERMAN CAPE
Venus (7:55:43 PM): HE IS WEARING A SUPERMAN CAPE
Venus (7:55:45 PM): SCREAAAAAAMING
Venus (7:55:58 PM): OMFG
Venus (7:56:04 PM): HE SLID ON HIS STOMACH
Venus (7:56:06 PM): AND MADE THE SHOT
and then after I calmed down a bit
Venus (7:58:14 PM): i'm voting for him
Venus (7:58:16 PM): he wins
This was, of course, after Corey Perry spun around with the puck magically on the end of his stick (lol physics), but before Carey Price was Tebowing and blocking shots facing backwards (if it were possible to vote for goalies...), before Kane -- still wearing his cape and glasses -- used a trick puck that exploded into several pieces, and before Perry, well:
Venus (8:03:06 PM): okay so dude is moving to the net ready to take a shot, stops still
Venus (8:03:12 PM): takes off his gloves, lifts his jersey
Venus (8:03:21 PM): pulls a MINI GOALIE STICK OUT OF HIS PANTS (lol)
Venus (8:03:57 PM): and made the shot
Venus (8:04:08 PM): i don't know who to vote for
Guillermo (8:04:27 PM): time to write that bl novel about them
Venus (8:04:59 PM): haha seriously
patrick kane would make a great bl character. i mean, he already looks like he's twelve. that's half the challenge. i wish i knew people who liked hockey and could draw, because i'm pretty sure i need to commission moe moe kyaaaaane right the fuck now. nhl doujinshi needs to be a thing, omg.
VENUS OMG WHAT ARE YOU EVEN SAYING
I wound up voting for Kane, who won, but Perry was hanging out in second place. Together, they got over 75% of the votes. Jesus.
Team Alfredsson won the fastest skate and just claimed the relay, but Team Chara gained ground on the accuracy and, of course, the breakaway. Score's 9-6 Alfredsson right now.
SO MUCH SCREAMING.
BOOM!
I anxiously await all the rest of the .gifs on tumblr. pssssst please post .gifs in the comments
And just more cuteness:
WHICH ONE ARE YOU
KID
OMG
MY HEART CANNOT TAKE IT ♥
More screaming during the relay, because aaaaaaaAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH IT WAS SO CLOSE AND I couldn't watch parts of it because I would get so dizzy. XD
Hardest* shot was pretty ridic. Let's liken it to baseball! So there was a record, which two guys broke but only one of them got credit because he did it first, and happened to do better than the other guy anyway (lol). But 108.8 MPH. I can't... I can't even.
*really, it's just the fastest shot, because who's to say weber didn't make harder contact with the puck than chara did? i mean, you can hit things pretty hard but they won't necessarily go anywhere....
And the Elimination round, geez. I did not think Team Alfredsson was going to pull away like that (eeeee but I'm glad). MORE SCREAMING.
I am so glad my cousin was having a baby shower and no one was here. it's their second fucking kid why does he need another baby shower that's stupid
That was fantastic -- why didn't I watch this last year? -- and I can't wait for the ASG tomorrow~
I picked up my scarf again, finally, since there's about a month left before the game. I did only the blue part today but I'm about 1/4 finished:
YAY~ I can't wait to be beautiful. XD