Wildlife!
First of all, everyone who's not a city kid: shut up, and stop reading right now. This is going to make you laugh at me, and I don't appreciate that shit. XD
If you're still here, remember when I exclaimed about the raccoon I saw? And that I know we have raccoons, but not opossums (the only opossum I've ever seen was out in Stony Brook and it was dead. Yes, it was actually dead, its intestines were in the street next to it)? I'm pretty sure WE'VE GOT OPOSSUMS. ... Poor little guy. (That is an opossum, right? It's hard to tell when it's half-drowned, but the head sells it for me.)
So maybe it was an opossum my mother saw, but I'm more willing to believe it was a raccoon. All these animals!
Next: a deer will appear in Central Park, outside of the zoo. Why not? We have coyotes and hawks and shit! Geese are still bastards, though. XD
If you're still here, remember when I exclaimed about the raccoon I saw? And that I know we have raccoons, but not opossums (the only opossum I've ever seen was out in Stony Brook and it was dead. Yes, it was actually dead, its intestines were in the street next to it)? I'm pretty sure WE'VE GOT OPOSSUMS. ... Poor little guy. (That is an opossum, right? It's hard to tell when it's half-drowned, but the head sells it for me.)
So maybe it was an opossum my mother saw, but I'm more willing to believe it was a raccoon. All these animals!
Next: a deer will appear in Central Park, outside of the zoo. Why not? We have coyotes and hawks and shit! Geese are still bastards, though. XD