I'm letting you try this. I'm just saying it's not going to work. I tried tolerating them when I first got here. It didn't do me any good. Do you want to guess how many of them told me they were upset that I wasn't the maid-outfit-wearing queer they thought I was?
It doesn't help that you're offering to let them poke you. Who knows what they'll think that means.
::blinks, tries not to stare:: Ah, well, welcome to this version of Central, Major Mustang. There are actually two versions of you here. I hope you're not too disappointed when you find out they don't actually have harems, though. ::grins a bit::
Ah, you must be the Maes that's from this world. ::laughing sound:: Try not to be too alarmed by my appearance. It's only temporary, until I can find a way to get my body back.
...I'm assuming that you're friendly, dispite what certain people may say.
...What are the versions of me like? Are they at least tied to attractive women then?
Furthermore, tell me about yourself! How are you? What was Ishbal like for you?
::nods:: One of two... though at one point there were four of us, I think. And don't worry, I'll try not to stare. Mind if I ask how you came to be like that, though? It didn't happen when you got here, did it?
I try to be friendly... er, who told you I wasn't?
One of them is... Roy... He's my best friend ::shrugs a bit::, so that's the best description I can give of him in less than a few minutes. ::smirks:: The other is obsessed with his work and a bit of a wuss. And both of them have men, not women. I'm sure you'll meet them, which will give you a much better idea than I could. Are you just travelling around meeting Roys?
And, ah, ::laughs:: you're friendly, aren't you? ::hopes that didn't sound condescending, isn't used to talking to puppets. Puppets are for entertaining Elysia, not... being Roy:: I'm fine? How are you? And... I kept a desk job during Ishbal, so it was a long string of discouraging paperwork and a lot of worrying. Why do you ask?
I didn't have any problems insofar as I never tried.
*sighs* Despite my best effort, I don't have a harem. It's something I will regret until my dying day. *takes a moment to imagine a mini-skirt-clad (or less!) in its glory* And wether or not I'm with an attractive individual seems to be a matter of debate. *shrugs* I find him attractive.
::sighs back:: That is truly a shame Colonel. A horrible shame. I once promised myself that if I reached the rank of Colonel, I'd make at least three women or men wear miniskirts. I'm not picky, really...
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Somehow... I'm not sure that you came off in the best light. Especially with calling everyone queer.
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It doesn't help that you're offering to let them poke you. Who knows what they'll think that means.
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Maes, if I wasn't me, I'd hate to say it, but I might hate you too...
And, I don't see what harm poking will do. It's not like I can feel anything as it is so...
::tries not to sound too bitter::
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...I'm assuming that you're friendly, dispite what certain people may say.
...What are the versions of me like? Are they at least tied to attractive women then?
Furthermore, tell me about yourself! How are you? What was Ishbal like for you?
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I try to be friendly... er, who told you I wasn't?
One of them is... Roy... He's my best friend ::shrugs a bit::, so that's the best description I can give of him in less than a few minutes. ::smirks:: The other is obsessed with his work and a bit of a wuss. And both of them have men, not women. I'm sure you'll meet them, which will give you a much better idea than I could. Are you just travelling around meeting Roys?
And, ah, ::laughs:: you're friendly, aren't you? ::hopes that didn't sound condescending, isn't used to talking to puppets. Puppets are for entertaining Elysia, not... being Roy:: I'm fine? How are you? And... I kept a desk job during Ishbal, so it was a long string of discouraging paperwork and a lot of worrying. Why do you ask?
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...Actually, I came here in hopes of trying to get my body back, but I'm not quite sure how to do that... Do you know?
...You see, my Maes... the one from my universe was an alchemist right along beside me during the war...
...You must be the one that my Maes called the Maid-Outfit-Wearing Queer. Which, if you don't mind me asking, are you involved with a man as well?
...I almost find it disturbing that both of me are involved with men. Who's the man that the wussy me is with?
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...I take it that you didn't have any problems with human transmutation...
...Do you by any chance have a harrem? Or are with an attractive individual?
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*sighs* Despite my best effort, I don't have a harem. It's something I will regret until my dying day. *takes a moment to imagine a mini-skirt-clad (or less!) in its glory* And wether or not I'm with an attractive individual seems to be a matter of debate. *shrugs* I find him attractive.
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::sighs back:: That is truly a shame Colonel. A horrible shame. I once promised myself that if I reached the rank of Colonel, I'd make at least three women or men wear miniskirts. I'm not picky, really...
...and you're with a man?
What does he look like?
...If he's blonde, then you've won my trust.
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...I do, don't I?
It's unfortunate. It really is.
But I can't do anything about it!
Unless, you know how to make a body?
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Do you have any bones and blood and... stuff?
...What's your name by any chance, kid?
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*grins*
*pokes*
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