[S!Roy] // ...Well... This is certainly interesting...
S!Roy has a few things to say...
Hello there. I'm Major Roy Mustang, Flame Alchemist of the Amestris Military.
Yes, I am a puppet. Yes, I am a sexy puppet. No, this is NOT an elaborate hoax brought upon by any outside source. Yes, you're free to poke me. No, you can't do it more than once.
It has come to my attention that there is at least one other "Roy Mustang" bearing my name. I'm not too sure on the detail, but he's probably very very sexy. And hopefully surrounded by a beautiful harrem of women. I've always wanted my own harrem.
If I could meet with any one of these Roy Mustangs, my friend and I would be very happy and grateful. And, you may even recieve a reward.
I'll gladly give you more information if you need it.
-Roy Mustang,
The world's best looking puppet