MY LIFE AS A SHINY GUMBOOT
I am here, talking to myself, because everybody else has abandoned me, in favour of Lemonballs, barcodes and various Grotti Boys. Cow says I talk/type too incoherently, so it takes eons to decipher my words. Hello??! Lemonball is written in KOREAN. As if my English can be harder to understand than some stupid language you don't even know.
God save me. I feel really crap. I think I'm going to call Cheryl, though I hope her parents won't be pissed for ringing so late.
AND I hope she's still awake.