Dang...
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In September I ruled Iran as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). In May I gave happiegirlie a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points). In February I stole swiffner's purse (-30 points). In March I signed my organ donor card (28 points). Last Monday I punched joandsarah in the arm (-10 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-662 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!
Sincerely,
olivethegreat