*after school*
Friend: Where were you today?
Me: What do you mean?
Friend: You weren't at the zoo trip(for IAPs).
Me: You're joking right... Isn't that on Wednesday?
Friend: No...it was today. I just got back.
Me: You liar, it's on Wednesday!
Friend: No! See! I have proof! *points to lollipop and asks some other guy in our class*
Me: Oh shit, you fucking
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