There are way too many books called 'The Alchemist.' I always heard 'omg I loved that book' and then I read it - or I thought I did - and it wasn't that amazing and now I'm discovering that I probably read the wrong one. Augh. Ridiculous. Why can't people get more creative when naming their books?

I am severely frustrated with Libba Bray right now. How. could. she. do. this. to. me. Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy..

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