It's Like I Stepped out of some bad Blaxploitation Film.

[ojouchan]

The haircut I have is so hideous I don't even want to go to Bar Sinister this Saturday. I don't even want to leave the house to look for apartments.  It is so fantasically ugly that it makes me look fat, old and horrible all the same time. How they managed to turn my pretty defined curls into a short ugly afro reminiscent of a lop sided Pam Grier hair thing I do not know. The hilarious part is that the girl who gave me the cut did a great job. She and I assumed that the instructor would let her blow dry and flat iron it giving me a pretty asymetrical bob. Nope. He thought that my afro looked cool and all the teachers from England just had to come in and tell me how much they wished they had *my* hair texture. Such fabulous soft curly texture. Everyone else knew that I looked horrible. I said before we even started that they could do anything EXCEPT give me an afro. He said that what I have isn't an afro. Whatever it is it isn't pretty. It's not even a pretty Afro like Ebs'. It's just a nasty horrible cut the instructor assumed I'd think was cool because well...my hair was curly and I'm black.

I look like my grandmother's old wig.

Or a fluffy q tip.

I want to cry and never ever leave the house.

See I knew LA was just waiting until I was happy to mess things up.