You can't make this up...
This is the funniest news story I've seen in a long time.
"Talk about a wild night near Seguin. A cow came flying out of its trailer, sent DPS and police scrambling, and left two police cars going up in flames. ...
"It's strange because it started out with a truck towing cattle, and ended in fire.
"Watson told News 4 WOAI, 'We believe the gate of the cattle trailer came open, and the cow, for lack of a better phrase spilled out onto the Interstate. It was pretty chaotic for a while.'
"Several cars hit some of the cows. One cow died. DPS troopers called for backup.
"That's when one officer was nearly run down by a speeding truck, carrying two illegal immigrants inside.
"Seguin Police were out looking for those illegal immigrants. They parked their cars in the hot grass, burning two of them including that brand new 2006 Crown Victoria. Watson said, 'Well, all of a sudden, another officer who'd arrived on the scene, alerted the sergeant that there was a fire.' ..."
Hy. Ster. I. Cal.
"Talk about a wild night near Seguin. A cow came flying out of its trailer, sent DPS and police scrambling, and left two police cars going up in flames. ...
"It's strange because it started out with a truck towing cattle, and ended in fire.
"Watson told News 4 WOAI, 'We believe the gate of the cattle trailer came open, and the cow, for lack of a better phrase spilled out onto the Interstate. It was pretty chaotic for a while.'
"Several cars hit some of the cows. One cow died. DPS troopers called for backup.
"That's when one officer was nearly run down by a speeding truck, carrying two illegal immigrants inside.
"Seguin Police were out looking for those illegal immigrants. They parked their cars in the hot grass, burning two of them including that brand new 2006 Crown Victoria. Watson said, 'Well, all of a sudden, another officer who'd arrived on the scene, alerted the sergeant that there was a fire.' ..."
Hy. Ster. I. Cal.