My expectations were next to nothing and I was still shocked how bad this is. Between the airbrushing and her lack of charisma, it’s just a complete mess. The only photo I like is the casino one and it’s because the people in the back make it. Hugh also looks bad.
She brought all four of her kids to an interview at a restaurant, had them literally sing and dance around her, sent them back to their hotel, and then:
I tell her I’m not going to mention her kids in this piece, and she says oh you can mention them. “Sitting around with them doing chicken dances while I have a very serious conversation with you is probably the most accurate portrait of me possible."
So you trotted out your kids in order to get the writer to talk about what a Fun Mom yet Serious Actor you are. Got it.
I see what they were going for, but subtle homage is not something Baz Luhrman excels at. The only shot where it really feels like Baz Luhrman Does To Catch a Thief is this one:
I’m cackling at the fact that Blake is all “I don’t like photo shoots because it’s me and not me playing a character…” and whaddiyah know in this photo shoot she’s…playing a character 😂
https://www.vogue.com/blake-lively-baz-luhrmann-september-2024-cover-interview
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That necklace is so lazily photoshopped in lol I mean so is Hugh...
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They keep trying hard for that Barbenheimer crossover.
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I tell her I’m not going to mention her kids in this piece, and she says oh you can mention them. “Sitting around with them doing chicken dances while I have a very serious conversation with you is probably the most accurate portrait of me possible."
So you trotted out your kids in order to get the writer to talk about what a Fun Mom yet Serious Actor you are. Got it.
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Is it just me or did she plastic surgery herself into a very average face?
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