Theo James recalls a bizarre hook up

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https://instagram.com/p/C8Y8mDAtA1K

- in a game of Two Truths and a Lie during a panel discussion, Theo James (The Gentlemen) revealed that a date once left him a present of "a small turd" in his bath.

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[glitterslugs]

Nothing will beat the story of the girl who took a shit at her hook up’s house and it wouldn’t flush so she chucked the turd in her handbag and tossed it out the window then bailed 😂

[lamppost1911]

I thought this was the story of the girl who put her poop in the litter box and turns out the guy’s cat died (why he still had the litter box, idk).

[therearewords]

Not there being different versions!

[evilgerbil]

Ive heard this one!

[sanditar]

I have to listen a few times every time I see the post 🤣🤣🤣

[trekkiepetrelli]

so many questions about this story but why did she feel the need to put it in her handbag and not straight out of the window!!??!?

[glitterslugs]

Cuz it would splatter on the driveway ig 😂

[therearewords]

...

no, never mind. I do not want to know more.

[cstoffer]

This one is similar but worse: girl poops, tried to chuck it out the window into the garden only for it to be lodged between the window pane and a screen. Girl confesses and convinced date she can fix it only for her to get stuck in the window… upside down 💀💀💀💀

https://www.cosmopolitan.com/uk/love-sex/relationships/a12182737/worst-dating-story-poo/

[glitterslugs]

The way i am SCREECHING

[cstoffer]

When I first read it I was laughing so hard that I cried and almost threw up.

[phililen3]

Do we have a "most disgusting thread" category for the end of year awards?

[leia1912]

There's another one from the podcast Normal Gossip--girl has a first date and it's great. They spend the night at his place. He gets up early to go to work and tells her she can sleep in, and the door will auto-lock when she leaves. She uses the bathroom and manages to clog the toilet, but there's no plunger; all her repeated flushes end up doing is flooding the bathroom. Finally, she runs and grabs a grocery bag and removes said poop. She puts the bag in the kitchen by her purse while she goes back and uses a towel to hastily mop up the bathroom floor (praying he just thinks she took a shower.) She then goes back to the kitchen and writes him a note, something like, "Thinking of you ;)" with a winky smiley, and leaves it on the table. She grabs her purse and exits the apartment--only to realize she left the poop bag right by the note! And the apartment door is locked, so she can't go back

[glitterslugs]

Wait this might be the one i was thinking of lmfaoooooooo so good

[animeniac206]

I love listening to Normal Gossip too. 😆 so many good stories

[archersangel]

I recall the story posted on Tumblr about a girl who clogged a toilet at a popular classmate's sleepover, it includes illustrations;
https://ristay.tumblr.com/post/727191919068905472/sorry-if-its-a-little-cramped-had-to-make-this