Theo James recalls a bizarre hook up

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- in a game of Two Truths and a Lie during a panel discussion, Theo James (The Gentlemen) revealed that a date once left him a present of "a small turd" in his bath.

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[leia1912]

There's another one from the podcast Normal Gossip--girl has a first date and it's great. They spend the night at his place. He gets up early to go to work and tells her she can sleep in, and the door will auto-lock when she leaves. She uses the bathroom and manages to clog the toilet, but there's no plunger; all her repeated flushes end up doing is flooding the bathroom. Finally, she runs and grabs a grocery bag and removes said poop. She puts the bag in the kitchen by her purse while she goes back and uses a towel to hastily mop up the bathroom floor (praying he just thinks she took a shower.) She then goes back to the kitchen and writes him a note, something like, "Thinking of you ;)" with a winky smiley, and leaves it on the table. She grabs her purse and exits the apartment--only to realize she left the poop bag right by the note! And the apartment door is locked, so she can't go back.

--and somehow, the guy--who would have come home to a "thinking of you ;)" note right next to a bag of poop--never called her back for a second date. ;)

[glitterslugs]

Wait this might be the one i was thinking of lmfaoooooooo so good

[animeniac206]

I love listening to Normal Gossip too. 😆 so many good stories