Argylle reviews are poor; plot twist spoiled years ago

[polynucleotide]

With the first 27 critic reviews in, Argylle has a Metascore of [40] https://t.co/miM8AXEhQS
"First too slow, then too silly, Vaughn’s well-cast but wayward romp fires off half-baked ideas without the focus needed to make them stick." - Kevin Harley, Total Film pic.twitter.com/WQP6OTl7Rf
- metacritic (@metacritic) January 31, 2024

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[peripheralpill]

dua?? i did not know dua made her film debut. understandably, because she's gorgeous. i'm assuming her turn wasn't great based on these reviews, but that's okay, sweetie. gaga's first film was machete kills. you'll rise again 😌

[bananasnrum]

Dua is in Barbie!

[peripheralpill]

omg go off, dua. i thought she just did 'dance the night.' i'm here for this career evolution

[a_files06]

She KILLED her Barbie lines! "Hi Barbie!" "Bye Barbie!" Perfection.

[peripheralpill]

now we know who the real oscar snub was

[automaticpeople]

Excuse you, she also offered John Cena a brewski.

[la_petite_singe]

*brewski beer

[automaticpeople]

Reported for bullying.

[polynucleotide]

shes in the first 10 mins and thats it.

[peripheralpill]

someone forgot to tell the marketing team 💀

[polynucleotide]

henry cavill gets top billing yet bryce is the main character and sam is her co-lead basically. hell i think cranston may have more screentime.

[peripheralpill]

if i went to see this movie based on the poster alone (which lmao), i would be so confused

[a_files06]

They're doing what they've done with musicals. Trying to mislead everyone into thinking its a Cavill lead movie

[umilicious]

For a brief moment, I thought both of the redheads were Catherine Tate. They look like different Donna Noble cosplayers.

[peripheralpill]

omg right?! i scanned the cast list for her name. i hope it's for a plot reason because why did costuming think two people with near-identical hair and styling was a good move