The Winners of the 2022 Lyttle Lytton Contest Are Here

[frejasface]

The 2022 winners of the Lyttle Lytton Contest (to write the worst first sentence of the worst imaginary novel) has been announced.

And they are splendid.https://t.co/WLAqes0aDN pic.twitter.com/fTLlAgYYGT
- Imre Jele (@imrejele) June 30, 2022
Every year, the Lyttle Llytton contest asks writers to send in the worst first sentence to an imaginary novel

Comments

[tigermilk]

Sunlight touched my breasts like I do during female masturbation.

My next LinkedIn summary.

[genbu_no_miko24]

"My mind was racing, NASCAR style."

YESSS GIT'R DONE BABBYYYYYYYY!!

[sandstorm]

Boom boom pow, went my car’s elite sound system as I blasted the 2009 hot summer hit, “Boom Boom Pow”.

10/10 would read that

[gloeden2]

Me? I'm on the Vengabus.

[evett]

Oh no!” I cried, as a hail of bullets brutally murdered my three wonderful children.

took me out

[frejasface]

My vote for winner.

[anolinde]

Lmao same, I think this should have won tbh.

[tucker]

Lmao

[sandstorm]

“Oh no!” I cried, as a hail of bullets brutally murdered my three wonderful children.

This must be a worldwide competition bc no way an American would send this in. Though I did laugh at the casual response of "Oh no!"