The Winners of the 2022 Lyttle Lytton Contest Are Here

[frejasface]

The 2022 winners of the Lyttle Lytton Contest (to write the worst first sentence of the worst imaginary novel) has been announced.

And they are splendid.https://t.co/WLAqes0aDN pic.twitter.com/fTLlAgYYGT
- Imre Jele (@imrejele) June 30, 2022
Every year, the Lyttle Llytton contest asks writers to send in the worst first sentence to an imaginary novel

Comments

[evett]

Oh no!” I cried, as a hail of bullets brutally murdered my three wonderful children.

took me out

[frejasface]

My vote for winner.

[anolinde]

Lmao same, I think this should have won tbh.

[tucker]

Lmao

[ellehcimbelle]

took the kids out too