ONTD Reading Challenge March: Heidi Montag on a Chair
Spring is almost sprung! To celebrate, grab a chair, plop it in the middle of the sidewalk in front of the paparazzi, and curl up with a good book. The classic ONTD post for this month's challenge theme is "Devastated" Heidi Montag reacts to negative music video reviews, by the departed user icedteabb.
The Bling Ring: How a Gang of Fame-Obsessed Teens Ripped Off Hollywood and Shocked the World
By Nancy Jo Sales
Nancy Jo, this is Heidi Montag calling....
Heidi had a cameo as herself in the movie The Bling Ring, adapted from this book, which depicted an iconic theft ring that was active in Hollywood in the early 2000s.
The Fame Game
By Lauren Conrad
Did you know that Heidi's nemesis Lauren Conrad wrote books? The Fame Game is about a girl who became famous as the best friend of a reality star. Now, she'll stop at nothing -- nothing! -- to become famous herself. Remind you of anyone?
The Human Chair
By Junji Ito
The Japanese master horror illustrator Junji Ito's disturbing tale perfectly reflects the symbolism of Heidi Montag sitting on her chair. Heidi Montag’s very persona is merged to this chair, her soul interwoven with its structure. It has become her, she it, and they are inextricably bound.
I Know What You Did Last Summer
By Lois Duncan
Why did Lauren and Heidi have a rift? Heidi spent a summer spreading a rumor that Lauren had made a sex tape. When they ran into each other at a club, it spawned a classic reality TV moment where Lauren repeatedly shouted, "YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID! YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID!"
Molly's Game
By Molly Bloom
Heidi Montag is from Colorado, as is the author of this book. Molly Bloom began a secret poker ring in Hollywood, which brought her adjacent to many of the celebrities that Heidi Montag would probably sell her soul to be around.
Emma
By Jane Austen
If you decide to read Emma for the challenge this month, it has to be this edition. Because it has white chairs on the cover!
Thematically, why this book? Uh...um...hmm...well, Emma Woodhouse is a meddler and a gossip, and so is Heidi. So, there you go.
Into Thin Air
By John Krakauer
Heidi was on one of the greatest reality shows of the 2000s, The Hills, so why not read a book about the earth's greatest hills -- Mount Everest. This classic book is about the disaster of 1996. Heidi is a disaster, so it is a perfect match.
Romeo and Juliet
By William Shakespeare
"Two houses, both alike in dignity." This famous opening line refers to Heidi and Spencer having the same level of fame throughout their careers. They both wanted to be stars, her legs on the chair are crossed, and they are lovers. Also, their careers are now tragically dead.
Previous months:
January: ONTD University
February: Armie Hammer's sexts to his kitten
Source: me.