ONTD Reading Challenge February: Armie Hammer's DM Leaks to His Sex Kitten
To continue this year's reading challenge of books inspired by classic ONTD posts, this month's theme is Interesting DMs between Armie Hammer and a fan leaked. allegedly, by just444.
Hammer
Armand Hammer
To get into Armie's mindset, explore his family history in Hammer, his grandfather's biography of being a rich guy. It's the type of self-indulgence and self-congratulation that lays the road for Armie's sense of entitlement. (Probably. I haven't read it and I'm not actually going to.)
Confessions of a Sex Kitten
By Eartha Kitt
Armie Hammer's side piece could take a hint from Earth Kitt about being a sex kitten. I doubt Eartha Kitt would ever deign to give a loser like Armie the time of day, let alone put in a butt plug and call him daddy.
Daddy
By Emma Cline
Daddy is the followup to the acclaimed novel The Girls, by Emma Cline. Cline was just a young woman when she was taken advantage of by a very shitty male partner who exploited her, so, sadly, this is another fitting addition to this month's theme.
The Girl Who Was Plugged In
By James Tiptree
Thank god, this is NOT about a butt plug! It is a Hugo Award-winning novella from 1974 by James Tiptree, Jr., which is actually the pen name of a woman named Alice Bradley Sheldon. The Girl Who Was Plugged In is a dystopia in which a teenage girl remotely controls the brain of a celebrity who was designed for product placement. Sounds interesting!
Haunted
By Chuck Palahniuk
The intertwined stories of Haunted contain cannibalism and other bizarre stuff. It is plenty disturbing, just like the original DMs and post, and I sure as fuck was haunted by those. In fact, the illustration on the cover was pretty much my exact facial expression.
The Silence of the Lambs
By Thomas Harris
Since Armie has a cannibalism fetish, why not read about possibly the most famous fictional cannibal of them all, Hannibal Lecter? Ol' Hannibal The Cannibal would probably have a field day psychoanalyzing Armie's mind. He might even be terrified of what he finds there.
Shibari For Beginniners
By Jerry Dom
Why the hell not learn something new by testing out shibari, the Japanese art of rope bondage? Armie sure seems to love it. Just ask his many mistresses!
Last month's theme was Classes are back!! ONTD University 2.0 opens it's doors with new teachers!! by ljtryout.
Whatcha been reading lately?
Source: me and ONTD