ONTD Original: Is he cute or just tall?

[crowdedstreets]

Unimount Pictures Presents:

Cute or Tall (Part 1)
If this has been done before, you’ll have to forgive me. The idea belongs to therearewords. I executed it mediocre-ly. Here’s my best attempt at levity: a list of men who could be handsome, but are probably just tall. Remember, the taller you are, the less dense the air. Air density has an inverse correlation

Comments

[yukimag]

why is ONTD fave Ansel not here?

I agree with this list otherwise

[therearewords]

It's the first part, ma'am.

[yukimag]

ONTD doesn't read strikes again!

[burntxtoashes]

i didn't realise he was 6'3. i thought he'd be 5'10 tops.

[just444]

Cousin Greg!

Nicholas is very handsome in The Great imo

[missjersey]

I would constantly go back and forth on whether I wanted to fuck Cousin Greg or punch him when I watched Succession.

[ebenetwo]

Sis... this is something you should keep to yourself... except the punch part

[missjersey]

I know, I have garbage taste :(

[therearewords]

I named it "Attractive or just Tall and White", thanks so much for doing the work!

[crowdedstreets]

I FORGET TO GIVE YOU CREDIT, I AM A MONSTER.

[therearewords]

It WAS you (I wasn't sure either).

[crowdedstreets]

hahahah excellent. okay i added a shoutout to you in the first line <3

[rhapsodeeinblue]

None of these men are cute to me. Although I actually find Nicholas Hoult interesting to look at? I don't even mean this in a backhanded way lmao like he has an interesting face!

[missjersey]

Omg OP thank you for this post. It is a battle I deal with every day on Tinder.

- Nicholas Hoult isn't handsome but he's very charming which is why I find him attractive.
- No to Armie.
- Skarsgard has an insane amount of sexual chemistry at all times. Would do in a second.
- Tom Brady is objectively more handsome than most athletes but his politics and asshole persona and lack of sportsmanship make him uggo
- Thor has a hot body but not much of a personality so I'd do him with a paper bag over his head.

[paixetdamour_x]

Skarsgard is IMO one of the most attractive (bc of his sexual chemistry) in Hollywood.