ohnokripkedidnt sing-along blog fest!
In light of the crazy and wonderful shenanigans going on at Joss Whedon's Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog, we here at ohnokripkedidnt bow down to the awesome and offer our own meager... offering. (Good with the words, yes.): the Dr. Singer Sing-Along Blog Fest at ONKD!
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So, hi, welcome to my video blog, My name's Grthgiblnkqwethd. I hear that's kind of hard for humans to pronounce, so you can call me Bob. As you can see, I am a monster. I've got a lot of hair and oh, hey, check this out -- claws, baby, that's right. Don't mess with Bob.
Sorry, hang on a sec...ow. I've had the worst fang-ache and you try finding a dentist where the receptionist doesn't scream and faint dead away the second you walk into the office.
Anyway, I am a monster, from a long proud line of monsters. I'm hoping someday a movie will be made based on me, you know, maybe I could play myself or...I'd sign an agreement, even! Promising I won't eat any of the actors or crewmembers. Maybe an intern or two, and that's it. Just while I'm filming. After that all bets are off because a monster's gotta do what a monster's gotta do. It's in our nature. Try telling an artist not to paint or a welder not to weld.
Which brings me to the point of today's entry. Stop it with the monster persecution already! Geez. We're just being ourselves, trying to make a living like anyone else, terrorizing the populace, lurking under the cellar steps and grabbing your ankles when you go down to change the fuse during a black-out, pouncing on unsuspecting spelunkers. Keeping things interesting. But every time me and my buds try to do something, what happens? Bam-bam-bam with the shotguns and the nets and the sharp pointy objects. Those Winchesters are the worst of the lot. Sam and Dean. Ew, and their father -- you can see where they got it from. The man was a menace.
It's monster persecution. Those Winchesters think they're sooooo self-righteous, so above it all -- well. I happen to know a few things about Sam. His hands aren't so clean. And Dean? Cold-blooded killer, and such a slob.
Oh, crap, that's the doorbell. Pizza delivery guy's here. I hope he tastes better than the last one.
Remember: monsters are people too! Stop the persecution! Monster solidarity!
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('Spelunker' is possibly the funnest word in the English language!!! Spelunkerspelunkerspelunker. \o/)
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Spelunker.
You're right! Hee.
Spelunker spelunker spelunker.
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LOL this is fabulous! I love it! Heee, hope he tastes better than the last one!
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