What the motherfucking hell?

My guy self thought I had too many shoes? He didn't like them? Well fuck you, Kellen! Fuck you with something hard and sandpapery! If having a deck makes me hate shoes then fuck that.

What a douchebag!

I kind of decided not to go to the dance.

I didn't have a date and I didn't want to be one of those losers who go alone...

I didn't have enough time to get a new pair of shoes, or a new dress. [inkblots] So yeah. Props to whoever spiked the punch. That was rad.

[[ooc: strike hackable by friends, or friend-like things. Also frenemies.]

[if anyone has seen Kelly today, you'll notice she was completely barefoot with really red and swollen feet. If you didn't have the chance to see, then it's too late. She's now hiding in a broom closet surrounded by a large group of shoes.]

[inkblots]

What the hell is going on?

I need gay people!

I really, really, need gay people! If there are any gay people out there who are willing to be photographed, please come out of the closet and step up ( Read more... )

Oh my god.

Someone buy me a camera.

Okay so, I think the Hogwarts uniforms are pretty gross. I know I probably say that every year, but I don't care. It needs saying. Every year.

Because I went in Madam Malkin's today in Diagon Alley to, y'know obviously, get new robes, and I asked her if she had any school robes in like, candy apple red. She looked at me like I had a second head, I ( Read more... )