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Megaupload (LQ) Since I don't do many capspams/notes for Gurunai, I'll need to list my abbreviations...
g: gackt
t: taichi
e: esumi
o: okamura
i: izumi
?: guy I've never seen before
h: hatori
n: narrator
x: other
Esumi had to borrow 20,000 yen from everyone last time, so she payed it back first thing. Aren't those envelopes cute?
Taichi thinks so, too. XD
t: These are cute!
e: I made them myself.&hearts
Has anyone else noticed how cute they are together? It's like... they get along really well, and are nice to each other... Like in the Gurunai with Nino, Esumi said Arashi's getting a lot of attention, but she still likes Kokubun-kun.&hearts
Esumi says how much money she broght with her.
o: *aside* Will that be enough?
e: And what does that mean, I wonder? *glare*
She's totally my favorite Gurunai regular, along with Taichi.&hearts
Okamura brought a lot of money, "just in case." lol It's like admitting he'll probably lose. XD Also, he has a tradition of bringing silly "wallets" for each episode.
However, the guest supposedly brings his/her real wallet, so everyone wonders what it'll be like. Ah, such a cute plastic smile. XD
Regarding the extremely large amount of money he pulled out of his wallet (1,200,000-1,300,000 yen, lol), he said, what if he says "I'll pay for everything," then doubletakes to see 2,000 people there? XD
I don't know if Okamura watches heyx3 or what, but he brings up how Gackt has a fountain in his house (in the bedroom, Gackt adds), and Taichi asks what in the world he uses it for...
g: Humidifier.
XD
Taichi guesses how much his dish cost (oh, if you've never watched this show before, the point is to order several dishes that total a certain amount, by guessing the prices. If you're too far off, you may have to pay for everyone's food. XD), and Gackt says...
g: If it were me, I'd go with 4,900 yen...
t: *mocks* Then I'll say 4,900 yen, too...
lol And then the announcer immiates them, too. XD And, um, in case you want to watch the show, I won't tell you the real values. XD
Esumi takes a bite of some sort of yummy grilled beef with a French truffle and cabernet sauce and seems to like it.
A lot.
And seems to want Taichi to know.
t: So cute!
I agree. XD Man... She's married with kids already, right? It's too bad... XD
o: You'd want to kiss her if you could.
She decides to greatly reduce her guess so as to not recreate mistakes of the past. When they ask Gackt what he thinks...
g: She really is cute...
XD
t: We're asking about the price!
g: *stares at delicious ribs*
h: There's someone next to you just staring...
o: Gackt's looking at that like he's going to say "I want some too..."
?: It's fine, it's fine. Gackt-san definitely likes hearing about food in detail.
g: I'm seriously so hungry right now...lol So they hurry the guy up. XD
t: Gackt-san, do you like meat?
g: I love meat. I'm a meat expert.
o: A meat expert!?
lol Yabecchi (the other half of the comedy duo 99, whose show this is) showed up in the kitchen. XD
LOL g: I know that guy!
g: I'm happy~ This is a great show. :D
o: Well, as long as you don't lose, right?
g: There's no such word as "lose" in my life. *glare*
Okamura averts his gaze. XD
i: Scary!
g: So good!&hearts
And then he laughs and cringes in embarrassment. XD
i: So cute!
I didn't catch what stupid thing Okamura said, but it ticked Gackt off. XD
o: And so, we'll have me abase myself and beg forgiveness.
XD
Gackt guesses something very high.
o: *in a very annoying manner* If you're way off, it'll be pretty bad later, Gackt-san! 8D
Gackt is pissed again. XD
g: I haven't eaten that in ten years.
i: Really? Here, have some.&hearts
Okamura continues with his usual obnoxious behavior.
g: That somehow just pisses me off.
o: THIS IS SO YUMMY!
lol Gackt ends up egging him into upping his guess a few times, and I am very amused. XD
Okamura always sidles up to the woman showing the souveniers, and this time, he was like, "the onsen was fun, right? At New Year's." Everyone else was all, "What, the TWO OF YOU?" Hatori-san suggested Gackt get along with her too, so...
g: If he bothers you, let me know.
Game time!
g: It'll be fine. I'm nice to women, so...
o: Then you should be nice to children, too!
g: You're not a child!
...though he is pretty freaking short. XD
Gackt said earlier he wanted to eat the chicken, but... When the random other dude said to let the guest choose, Izumi picked chicken... And then... so did Taichi. XD
o: Gackt-san, just one moment. YOU! *grabs Taichi* Come over here. Gackt-san wants to eat the chicken, so...
t: Then, the lobster!
lol And after this and more effort to keep the chicken available for him, Gackt says he wanted to eat the lobster... Man, he's gotten better at variety shows over the years. XD
Taichi thinks Gackt has a cute smile. XD
g: I don't eat it (chicken) much, but it's really good. *glares at Okamura* IT'S REALLY GOOD.
o: :( (he doesn't get to eat XD)
Izumi says the same amount as Gackt without stopping to think about it, in a cutesy way.
g: We get along, huh.
The way Taichi says "STOP!" just cracks me up. XD
But as can be expected, Gackt's "stop" was way cooler. XD
t: I want to do that!
lol She tried, kind of. XD
g: I...love hamaguri.
t: So cute!
g: I'm glad I came on this show. Thank you.
Wow, how many caps do I have of Gackt being cute? XD I was worried he wouldn't like the dessert since I just watched like 94384763 heyx3 clips and I remember him saying he doesn't like sweet things... But he liked it. XD
g: I want to try feeding it to my girlfriend.
This is a hypothetical girlfriend. ;)
Again, Esumi says it's tasty, and Gackt says she's cute. I could watch them do that aaaaaall daaaaay. XD
Well... I've taken too many caps. lol So, I'll just say that Okamura tries calling out Gackt, who threatens him ("try saying that again." *glare*), then changes his mind and names Taichi instead. XD
Okamura said Esumi turned into Gal Sone, meaning she ate too much. XD
lol Gackt guessed the price of the souvenir exactly. He was happy. XD
At the end of the show, they slowly announce who got first to last place. The first place person spins the wheel to see who pays for the souvenirs, and then the person in last place pays for everyone's meals. (I always forget exactly how that goes each time I watch the show. lol)
Gackt continues to be annoyed by Okamura.&hearts
UM. It turns out with some delicious irony that if Okamura hadn't added on the extra dessert that Gackt took off his order, he would have been right on the dot - which would have given him a very large prize. XD
o: Just a moment, please. NGHHHHHHHHH! I'm OK. I'm OK now.
*Just a note to any TOKIO/Gurunai fans that there are a few subbed episodes with Arashi members on as guests, but they might be annoying to get your hands on if you're not already in various Arashi communities.^^;;