Star Trek merch always brings the lolz!
Did an etsy search for "Star Trek" today and it didn't kick up nearly as many things as I expected. Which I suspect is good news for my savings account. But LOOK, adorable Kirk & Spock Kokeshi dolls!
And then I found the Spock Spanker. Which didn't seem weird until, well, I read this: "The fully functional Spock Spanker was based on a real Vulcan hand and is well over 19.05mm thick. Leaves an unmistakable mark of your love. Made with an easy to clean up water resistant finish."
I want to know what REAL VULCAN HAND was used?! omg, idek.
And then I found the Spock Spanker. Which didn't seem weird until, well, I read this: "The fully functional Spock Spanker was based on a real Vulcan hand and is well over 19.05mm thick. Leaves an unmistakable mark of your love. Made with an easy to clean up water resistant finish."
I want to know what REAL VULCAN HAND was used?! omg, idek.