Jun 19, 2006 14:23
#025 - A “Very Special” Blog Post
Good Monday everyone!!!! Ok who the fuck am I fooling. NO ONE! Mondays blow, and Tuesday swallows, its just the facts of life kids, the facts of life.
Speaking of the “Facts of Life”, I was just discussing via email with The Ann, something that really kinda perked my curiosity. Remember the 80’s?? Of course most of you do! Instead of reality TV, we would all gather around a TV set and watch our favorite sitcoms. Everybody had their favorite night. For the longest time my night was Mondays on NBC, you had ALF, the Fresh Prince all kinds of good stuff! Anyhow, did you ever notice, if something uncomfortable ever was about to happen to one of the main characters in the show, that is was always a “Very Special” episode of whatever show it was. The commercials would go down something like this:
Tonight on NBC, on a “VERY SPECIAL” episode of Blossom, Six has anal with Joe while Blossom videotapes. *cut to a picture of Joe going “Woh”* That’s only tonight on a VERY SPECIAL episode of Blossom, 9/8 central only on NBC…………..
I mean does everyone get what I’m saying here? Every time that something happened that might shock the TV world, they always put that franchise tag of “very special” right on it. Like when the ugly chick from the Facts of Life was the 1st in the house to get nailed. (Yes, I am including Miss Garret in that grouping) it was a very special episode! That still kinda blows my mind, I mean I always though that Tootie or that big mean Joe girl would get some boneage first, shows what I KNOW about the Facts of life.
All I’m saying is, life needs these disclaimers. Like if your about to get fired from your job, you need to have your boss tell you. “Brian…I need to have a VERY SPECIAL talk with you.” Then at least you know something not right is about to happen! I personally think that it would be a good life warning sign! But that’s my opinion, what’s it mean to anybody anyhow!
QUESTION OF THE DAY TIME!!!
What would you do, if one day you went to the ATM, punched in you wanted 20 dollars, and it gave you 200 dollars instead. When you look at your receipt, it says that you withdrew 20 dollars. That’s it. Now I’m not talking a BANK ATM, but one of those ones in Circle K or inside of a convenience store. What would you do!!??