Her name was Lola... she was a showgirl...~ And she wasn't Jewish! 8D

[ohfuckitshidan]

[Hidan is in a pretty fuckin' good mood. He had an awesome birthday, got some pretty sweet-ass gifts, and Kuzuface managed to get Lola, his big sexy gorgeous UNF UNF UNF red three-bladed scythe out of the Jashinist convent and into his arms. He's in such a good mood in fact, that he's decided to wrap up the Jashin-damned Christianty lecture and

Comments

[murasaki_sabaku]

Umm.. Chocolate?

[She has no idea but everyone loves chocolate right???]

[ohfuckitshidan]

Hells yeah!

[murasaki_sabaku]

[Using the least amount of money? How about no money at all.]

Just steal it!

[ohfuckitshidan]

DING DING DING.

YOU GET A MOTHERFUCKIN' A+. YEAH ENJOY THAT.

[murasaki_sabaku]

[She grins. She'd heard that the religion teacher was completely crazy but he didn't seem too bad. Temari wonders what religion he believes in, since he's obviously not Jewish or Christian.]

Hey, so what do you believe in?

[ohfuckitshidan]

I follow Jashinism. I was raised in their convent. It's fuckin' great. You can commit all sorts of acts other religions would find sinful, like stealing, eating shellfish, and SODOMY, just t'name a few! You can even kill people and you don't have to worry about going to some stupid lame-ass dumb-cunt heaven or hell place or anything! Jashin is a very forgiving God.

[murasaki_sabaku]

Right.. but does he or she do anything?

[ohfuckitshidan]

He's not like one of those Egyptian or Greek Gods, having divine rule over one thing. He has dominion over everything. He is the one true God.

...Now, no more questions! At the end of the semester we'll be learning about Jashinism! So you have to wait until the friggen lesson to learn more.

[murasaki_sabaku]

Yeah? Can't wait.