Her name was Lola... she was a showgirl...~ And she wasn't Jewish! 8D
[Hidan is in a pretty fuckin' good mood. He had an awesome birthday, got some pretty sweet-ass gifts, and Kuzuface managed to get Lola, his big sexy gorgeous UNF UNF UNF red three-bladed scythe out of the Jashinist convent and into his arms. He's in such a good mood in fact, that he's decided to wrap up the Jashin-damned Christianty lecture and move onto a new religion!]
JUDAISM
ALRIGHT YOU FUCKIN' HEATHEN SHITS THAT NOBODY LOVES OR CARES ABOUT. TODAY WE'RE MOVING ONTO A NEW RELIGION! IT'S CALLED JUDAISM. SOME OF YOU IN HERE MIGHT BE JEWISH. GOOD FOR YOU. I DON'T GIVE A FUCK. SOME OF YOU MEN IN HERE MIGHT BE CIRCUMSIZED. I ALSO DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT THAT, EITHER.
FOR OUR FIRST CLASS TODAY, I WANT YOU TO TELL ME WHAT YOU MIGHT FIND IN A JEWISH PERSON'S GROCERY CART.
GROCERY LIST
Ice Cream
Milk
Apple Pie
Kosher Salt
Kosher Hot Dogs
Matza Mix
Deli Meat
Cheese
Hummus
Bagels
Chocolate
MY MOTHER
Washing Detergent
Laundry Powder
Tampons
Condoms
Shampoo
NOW HERE'S THE REAL ASSIGNMENT. THINK LIKE A JEWISH PERSON. TELL ME HOW YOU WOULD GET ALL OF THE ABOVE FOR THE LEAST AMOUNT OF DOLLARS. BECAUSE EVERYONE KNOWS JEWISH PEOPLE ARE FUCKIN' GREAT WITH MONEY.
JUDAISM
ALRIGHT YOU FUCKIN' HEATHEN SHITS THAT NOBODY LOVES OR CARES ABOUT. TODAY WE'RE MOVING ONTO A NEW RELIGION! IT'S CALLED JUDAISM. SOME OF YOU IN HERE MIGHT BE JEWISH. GOOD FOR YOU. I DON'T GIVE A FUCK. SOME OF YOU MEN IN HERE MIGHT BE CIRCUMSIZED. I ALSO DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT THAT, EITHER.
FOR OUR FIRST CLASS TODAY, I WANT YOU TO TELL ME WHAT YOU MIGHT FIND IN A JEWISH PERSON'S GROCERY CART.
GROCERY LIST
Ice Cream
Milk
Apple Pie
Kosher Salt
Kosher Hot Dogs
Matza Mix
Deli Meat
Cheese
Hummus
Bagels
Chocolate
MY MOTHER
Washing Detergent
Laundry Powder
Tampons
Condoms
Shampoo
NOW HERE'S THE REAL ASSIGNMENT. THINK LIKE A JEWISH PERSON. TELL ME HOW YOU WOULD GET ALL OF THE ABOVE FOR THE LEAST AMOUNT OF DOLLARS. BECAUSE EVERYONE KNOWS JEWISH PEOPLE ARE FUCKIN' GREAT WITH MONEY.