i had a dream that dave chapelle died

I had a dream that i worked in the library again but instead of the office it was a giant art room. And I played "YS" by Joanna Newsom on vinyl and when i did it summoned her like a pixie into the art room. And she showed me how she made the art work of the album which was less like the artwork for YS and more like the artwork for The Tain. She put ( Read more... )

Good joke, four-faced moose!

Today i am moving into my new apartment. I don't remember what else i had to say about it other than soon i will have a new phone number but i will be without internet for several days, which i'm sure will leave a big empty space in your inbox and friends list. but worry not, i will return with presents for everyone; clever packages wrapped and ( Read more... )

i had a dream that we organized a giant shoplifting spree from an imaginary second hand store. it looked like a riot from where i was standing. As the crowd cleared i decided to take some things, too. some stuffed animals. i think there was a rhino, and a parrot, but i vividly remember this teddy bear that looked like geoff, also this really ( Read more... )

i had a dream that tornados ripped through iowa city. and one was right by me. i think we were in college green park. but instead of going north east, it was going south east. and i dove onto the ground and tried to make myself as flat as possible, as if it was a tyrannosaurus rex and it wouldn't see me if i didn't move. the tornados looked more ( Read more... )

i had a dream that i was in diana's apartment, but it wasn't diana's apartment, ya know? and she had set up a tiny corner where you could sit in a chair with an ottoman and look up at a big screen tv. sitting on the chair was a man in a gray suit. he was wearing a bunny mask. but you could only ever see the bottom half of the mask. his voice was ( Read more... )

i had a dream that me and my sister beat alisa at a poetry competetition at my mom's store and i felt really bad because i kind of didn't contribute to the poem at all and it wasn't that good, and the award was like eighty five cents. Alisa didn't seem disappointed, but she immediately left the store, and i felt bad, but she was probably just ( Read more... )

No, i had a dream that i was trying to do my radio show but all these people kept coming in and trying to repair shit and talking to me, and i would miss my cue to cue up new songs and there would just be silence for a long time ( Read more... )

We were in this giant hotel that had hundreds of floors and a really fast elevator. Also in this hotel were wealthy businessmen from surrounding countries. i started running with this girl who i later came to find out was an assassin, killing off these wealthy businessmen. eventually we came to this mexican mafia war lord's room where he was .. ( Read more... )