My vacation thus far, in no particular order.

[oh_vanity__]

"We should probably hang up."
"Yeah, I gotta go call my stupid friend."
"Your stupid friend?"
"Yep."
"Oh...'Kay..."
"Bye."

"You clap-havin' Jezebel!"

"Balls...all up in your eyes, and in your grill and whatnot...makin' you do things...things you never thought you'd do before..."

"WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?"
"Una fauna."
"Oh."

"Gong Li, get out of my house."

"And Jennifer Hudson just pops in like 'Thanks, y'all!'"