basically i hope you rot in hell

May 25, 2008 21:27

so you're a fucking bitch and 1/2. what the fuck is wrong with you/your problem?
amanda has been such a bitch. ever so fucking helpful and supportive. sorry that i wanted to be friends. maybe we shouldn't be? sure would save me a lot of aggravation and money, just to throw that one out there ;-).

so i call her and she has this bitchy sarcastic tone. and guess fucking what a surprise this is? amanda's staying in amesbury from friday to monday. absolutely fucking shocking. apparently she's too bothered to take chris' cock out of her mouth for two fucking minutes to say hi to me. and like i don't know she's ignoring my calls intentionally AND probably complaining and commiserating about calling me back, although she does because she's so fucking "nice" you know what you're not nice, you're a fucking bitch.
so i called her today to be like yeah i have the day off but i'm working on tuesday so i can't hang out with you then i can on thurday tho ohhh and guess what i get...

"last time i talked to you, you said that you were going to call me on tuesday..."

which translates into: "why the fuck are you calling me?, leave me alone"

great. i will.

"and you know if i get cast in grease i'll be here three times a week..."

which translates into "i'm not really planning on hanging out with you very much this summer so don't think i am"

and if you ask me i'd add "i'll be too busy sucking chris' cock"

wow. what did i do to deserve such an amazing, helpful, supportive friend.
she gives me almost as much aggravation as scott does.
i swear to fucking god i'm about to call her and flip the fuck out.

i'm the new jacqui apparently.
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