For those of you not priviledged enough to attend an overpriced women's college in a highly conservative "family" focused town... here's what we do:

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Oh M0lly (1:23:08 AM): nobody gets me.
a ripe orange (1:27:12 AM): that's because you're so great.

you should never ask someone if they respect you. if you can't tell, they do not. if someone doesn't meet your qualifications for respect, they do not. it's that simple. and if you have to ask, they're probably a liar anyways.

do you ever hear the phrase "it's a one of a kind piece," and think to yourself "there's a reason."

boston is excellent. lowell is excellent. tape is excellent. life is excellent. my weekend was excellent.

i got a thousand dollar scholarship for doing nothing other than living in western mass and being a smart cookie. what did you do today?

Everyone knows how all the animals ran the hell away from South East Asia before the tsunami. Animals have a more intuitive sense of danger that they listen to. That's why they're good companions.

Jen is the flamingo to my South East Asia. So I think it's okay to proceed without caution here.

A distant romance will begin to look more promising.

do you know why the keyboard alphabet is set up the way it is? because in the olden days of typewriters the keys would jam up together if the typist went to fast, the order we have today was set to slow down the typer. i learned that at the museum.

the number 13 is unlucky because of women. a woman has 13 menstrual cycles each year.