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I.hate.birds.
I wish they would just shut the fuck up and respect the sleeping patterns of human beings. You know what? I'm eating chicken tonight just to spite their species. 3am! Relentless. No sleep. Constant loud chirping. I felt like an uncomfortable kebab, turning to the side. front. back. side...repeat thousands of times until insanity finally arrives around 5am. I am a walking zombie this morning. An overdone kebab slowly driven crazy by the teasing flames. I wanted to destroy all birds. Maybe I should move to a less leafy suburb which doesn't have trees at the same height as my not sound-proof bedroom window.
I wish they would just shut the fuck up and respect the sleeping patterns of human beings. You know what? I'm eating chicken tonight just to spite their species. 3am! Relentless. No sleep. Constant loud chirping. I felt like an uncomfortable kebab, turning to the side. front. back. side...repeat thousands of times until insanity finally arrives around 5am. I am a walking zombie this morning. An overdone kebab slowly driven crazy by the teasing flames. I wanted to destroy all birds. Maybe I should move to a less leafy suburb which doesn't have trees at the same height as my not sound-proof bedroom window.