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Stace day:
3:30am: awoken by a single chirping morning bird in trees outside bedroom window.
4:30am: still awake, still listening to bird chirp at a rate of one chirp per two seconds. Beginning to go crazy, to thrash about and bury my head under pillow and burrow into my doona to get away from irritating sound.
4:45am: get up and put on the album leaf on down low in a last ditch attempt to block out the bird chirping. However by now I truly am insane and can only hear the bird chirp not the music.
5am: a magpie joins in the song so now it's a chirp every second. Head spins, I yell and curse all the birds of the earth.
6:30am: finally give up trying to sleep and get up to go for a walk because by this stage I have turned into a wide-eyed deranged girl and I need to calm down before I go to work.
8:45am: teenage magpie flies inside the library and I spend a good 20 minutes chasing it around with a towel and waving my arms around. Eventually give up after I trap it in the TL office and call maintanance.
Why do birds hate me so much today? I don't eat them so why are they so bitter?
3:30am: awoken by a single chirping morning bird in trees outside bedroom window.
4:30am: still awake, still listening to bird chirp at a rate of one chirp per two seconds. Beginning to go crazy, to thrash about and bury my head under pillow and burrow into my doona to get away from irritating sound.
4:45am: get up and put on the album leaf on down low in a last ditch attempt to block out the bird chirping. However by now I truly am insane and can only hear the bird chirp not the music.
5am: a magpie joins in the song so now it's a chirp every second. Head spins, I yell and curse all the birds of the earth.
6:30am: finally give up trying to sleep and get up to go for a walk because by this stage I have turned into a wide-eyed deranged girl and I need to calm down before I go to work.
8:45am: teenage magpie flies inside the library and I spend a good 20 minutes chasing it around with a towel and waving my arms around. Eventually give up after I trap it in the TL office and call maintanance.
Why do birds hate me so much today? I don't eat them so why are they so bitter?