Truth
Attention: Square military hats are fucking lame. Please start wearing Limp Bizkit beanies with a bleached undercut hidden beneath.
Today I was riding my bicycle down Old Country Road and I mistakingly ran into a man on the side walk. I politely apologized and he politely accepted. I asked the man what his name was and he told me Usher. I introduced myseld and he asked me if I'd like to dance. We stepped into the empty street and began shaking and moving in front of a parked Cadillac. As we danced, trees caught on fire. After we were done I thanked him for being so understanding. He told me it wasn't a problem and that I was a good dance partner. I gave him my number. Tonight I am going to a party with Usher, Nietzsche and Leadbelly. We will drink root beer together.
Today I was riding my bicycle down Old Country Road and I mistakingly ran into a man on the side walk. I politely apologized and he politely accepted. I asked the man what his name was and he told me Usher. I introduced myseld and he asked me if I'd like to dance. We stepped into the empty street and began shaking and moving in front of a parked Cadillac. As we danced, trees caught on fire. After we were done I thanked him for being so understanding. He told me it wasn't a problem and that I was a good dance partner. I gave him my number. Tonight I am going to a party with Usher, Nietzsche and Leadbelly. We will drink root beer together.