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Feb 22, 2007 21:21

So for those of you who watch the once glorious show LOST...

The series continues its downward spiral into the furnace of lost (pun!) shows. In its latest display, THREE supposed questions/mysteries of the island were to be answered/unveiled last night within the hour. By 11:00 PM, I concluded that these were the relevant questions:

1) Do the Others live on this island?
2) Will Juliette die?
3) What does Jack's tattoo say?

The answer to the first two questions is NO. However, I never asked these questions, so neither is relevant to me, and in fact they are quite annoying questions with such useless answers.

The third question's answer is "He walks among us, but he is not one of us." Great, but Jack's reply to this being told to him was, "That's what it says, but that's not what it means." Super...so the third question got answered, but we still don't even know what it means. I never knew that these three questions existed, and by show's end, I wish I never knew about them.

The writers of LOST have a funny way of getting loyalists to believe that somehow polar bears on a tropical island can be tied to a troll named Ben with a Napoleon complex and plagued with a tumor (recently removed). Thanks to the enormous, meteor-sized hole the writers have dug themselves, I am officially resigning from my Wednesday night duty of disappointment and mild, yet rapidly building, frustration.

This show's only saving grace would be to resurrect Boon and Shannon. Molcasalsa says it happens.
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