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Character: Courtney Alice Shayne
Series: Jawbreaker http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jawbreaker_(film)
Character Age: 17
Canon: Jawbreaker begins when Courtney and two of her best girl friends kidnap their best friend Liz on a birthday prank and accidentally kill her, when the jawbreaker Courtney tried to gag her with lodges in Liz's throat. When trying to cover it up they are discovered by the least popular girl in school, whom Courtney decides to make pretty and popular in order to buy her silence. She soon realises she has created a monster that needs to be put down and from there everything begins to unravel.
Described by her peers as 'like Satan in heels', Courtney is bitchy, self-centered and manipulative. She'll do whatever it takes to stay on top and will throw under the bus anyone who gets in her way. She's aggressive and snarky, using words as her weapon. She's up to date on all the trends and likes to punctuate her statements with pop culture references and biting innuendo. Courtney is the cruelest of the cool, ruling the school with terror and enjoying it all the way.
Sample Post:
Are you fucking kidding me? What the hell is this? This is not my lawyer's office. I should have known not to trust directions from someone who looks like a reject from a zombie movie. I should have you maimed for this but I doubt you'd notice the difference. Have you looked at yourself in the mirror lately? Return of the Living Dead much? I would not be caught dead in a zombie movie. I don't care how in they are; that is not a look that will stand the test of time.
Seriously, this whole horror show set you've got going? Can you say cheap? Was your set design done by the blind? Hiring a retarded friend of the cookie monster to play King Kong or Godzilla or whatever is not going to scare anyone. I wore scarier outfits when I was five. I mean, it was the eighties, and I think big shoulder pads traumatised more people than purple fur ever will. Seriously, get some orange lipstick and some power suits in here, have someone do a Joan Collins impression. That I would actually find scary.
Wait, did your arm just fall off? Freak! So you are like actually a zombie. That is so uncool. Death is so undignified. Clearly being undead is the eternal anti-fashion. I mean, look at that outfit, and that falling out hair! You are so sallow it makes me want to vomit. You offend me with your face. Oh, please, you zombie whore, stop whining about brains. Nobody cares if you're hungry. Go eat one of your friends somewhere else. Just get out of my sight. Your bitching is giving me a headache. This whole place is a giant headache. I just want to get out of this monster movie before one of you hammer horror rejects pukes on my shoes.
If you're not going to go away at least make yourself useful. If you could maybe find me a working cell phone, my dear, I'll help you find the tastiest brains you've ever dreamed of. Wouldn't that be nice? You would be the coolest zombie in town. All the other zombies would look up to you. You know you want it. And while you're doing that you could find a way to dispose of that disgusting tracksuit you keep trying to give me. I was thinking it would look better on fire.
In: 87.5%
Series: Jawbreaker http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jawbreaker_(film)
Character Age: 17
Canon: Jawbreaker begins when Courtney and two of her best girl friends kidnap their best friend Liz on a birthday prank and accidentally kill her, when the jawbreaker Courtney tried to gag her with lodges in Liz's throat. When trying to cover it up they are discovered by the least popular girl in school, whom Courtney decides to make pretty and popular in order to buy her silence. She soon realises she has created a monster that needs to be put down and from there everything begins to unravel.
Described by her peers as 'like Satan in heels', Courtney is bitchy, self-centered and manipulative. She'll do whatever it takes to stay on top and will throw under the bus anyone who gets in her way. She's aggressive and snarky, using words as her weapon. She's up to date on all the trends and likes to punctuate her statements with pop culture references and biting innuendo. Courtney is the cruelest of the cool, ruling the school with terror and enjoying it all the way.
Sample Post:
Are you fucking kidding me? What the hell is this? This is not my lawyer's office. I should have known not to trust directions from someone who looks like a reject from a zombie movie. I should have you maimed for this but I doubt you'd notice the difference. Have you looked at yourself in the mirror lately? Return of the Living Dead much? I would not be caught dead in a zombie movie. I don't care how in they are; that is not a look that will stand the test of time.
Seriously, this whole horror show set you've got going? Can you say cheap? Was your set design done by the blind? Hiring a retarded friend of the cookie monster to play King Kong or Godzilla or whatever is not going to scare anyone. I wore scarier outfits when I was five. I mean, it was the eighties, and I think big shoulder pads traumatised more people than purple fur ever will. Seriously, get some orange lipstick and some power suits in here, have someone do a Joan Collins impression. That I would actually find scary.
Wait, did your arm just fall off? Freak! So you are like actually a zombie. That is so uncool. Death is so undignified. Clearly being undead is the eternal anti-fashion. I mean, look at that outfit, and that falling out hair! You are so sallow it makes me want to vomit. You offend me with your face. Oh, please, you zombie whore, stop whining about brains. Nobody cares if you're hungry. Go eat one of your friends somewhere else. Just get out of my sight. Your bitching is giving me a headache. This whole place is a giant headache. I just want to get out of this monster movie before one of you hammer horror rejects pukes on my shoes.
If you're not going to go away at least make yourself useful. If you could maybe find me a working cell phone, my dear, I'll help you find the tastiest brains you've ever dreamed of. Wouldn't that be nice? You would be the coolest zombie in town. All the other zombies would look up to you. You know you want it. And while you're doing that you could find a way to dispose of that disgusting tracksuit you keep trying to give me. I was thinking it would look better on fire.
In: 87.5%