Sid Lowe almost
makes me sad that I missed the rest of La Liga after Quique left:
Weirdest attempt to motivate your team-mates
Valencia winger Joaquín and his tunnel talk, in which he shouted: "Come on lads, let's do them. There's not many of them and they're malnourished." Alas, by the time Valencia gathered in the tunnel before the second half, the battle cry had changed, goalkeeper Santiago Cañizares shouting: "Come on lads, for fuck's sake, let's avoid this becoming an embarrassment."
JOAQUIN, CANETE, PLEASE NEVER CHANGE.