My malk has one of the more difficult derangements, it's Schizophrenia.  It's tough to do it right, to have voices in your head, how do you show this to people ( Read more... )

I had a great experience when someone said, "Are you sure he's a Malkavian?"  I said, "well let me look."  Everyone said how are you going to do that.  So, I went to the ST and I said, I'm sending out to all the Malkavians in the surrounding area the following singing, "Yellow #5, Yellow #5, Yellow #5 using Malk Time x2.  Which of course didn't ( Read more... )

Somedays I really hate being Malkavian... Oh, the voices and the nonsense and the insanity, it's driving me crazy.