the weapons cache....

[odin1970]

This is a real quick story but maybe one of you will weigh in and set my mind straight on this because Im having a hard time compramising. I own a pretty good sized weapon collection. Now these arent all firearms, although I have 3 pistols and 2 rifles (one is an assault rifle... SSSSSHHHH

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[proudlyfallen]

Lock them in a closet, and make a deal with your son that you'll teach him when he turns a certain age (would 12 be old enough to make your wife happy?). Trust me, I watched my brother go through the weapons phase, and he never really came out of it... If you don't teach him, he'll find them somewhere else and maybe hurt himself. Friends, lazy Army store employees who don't check ID, friends' older brothers, school... My high school taught us how to shoot basic recurve bows. He'll end up with something, somehow. It'll be far safer if you teach him respect for the weapons, and how to use them safely.

Oh yes, and for some reason, I had no idea you lived in MA. *waves!* Hi there neighboor! *has evil thoughts about kidnapping you and seducing you* (Don't mind me, I'm just extremely irate that I don't get any decent sex for 6 weeks.)

[odin1970]

Well we talked about it a bit more tonight and she clarified that her main desire was to have them "put away" not actually have me get rid of them. She knows me well, always go to the extreme and then retract is a great way to achieve a goal.

So essentially yes, I will lock them up. I will teach him how to use weapons someday, particularly firearms. One hurdle at a time.

Yes ! I am in central mass. I dont mind you, your flirty and so am I thats cool. you wouldnt have to do much seducing I am an easy mark, Ive almost got my wife convinced I need strictly physical relationship outside the marriage (ahahahaha).

If you wont tell then maybe were in business :)

6 weeks? how could a male ignore you for that long?

[proudlyfallen]

It's not that any of them are ignoring me... But sex with my boyfriend isn't very good, and my boy toy screwed up. He had unprotected sex with this girl he just met. So he's under quarantine for the next 6 weeks... Which is almost more of a punishment for me than it is for him, I think, but I simply can NOT put my boyfriend's health at risk just to have some fun.

I should learn how to shoot a gun, at some point. One of those "I'll get around to it, I swear" things.

[odin1970]

You should learn how to. Have someone who owns firearms to take you to the range.

As far as sex, well that sounds rather complicated to me. The whole BF isnt very good thing is intriquing.... Boy toy? here I thought you were the toy, silly me. :)

[proudlyfallen]

Well, technically I am the toy... after all, the man is... well, there are no words for that kind of strength. Or if there are, I don't know them. But "boy toy" is just to differeniate between "boy" and "boy". Because I call everyone I'm sleeping with "boy", no matter what age, maturity, or experience.

I don't KNOW anyone who owns firearms. Unless you want to take me out to the range one of these days? ;-)

[odin1970]

No matter age, maturity or expirence? hhhmmmmm well Im almost old enough to be your father so I think "boy" might be out for me.

Maybe I will take you someday, it wouldnt be on my top 10 list of things for us to do though.

[proudlyfallen]

When I was 15, I spent a summer sleeping with a man who could drink before I was born. I still called him "one of my boys". You'd still be "boy".

What WOULD be your top 10 list? Tell me? *bats eyelashes*

[odin1970]

clever girl....

Lets see how clever?

If you really want the answer contact me privately (IM and email are on my profile somewhere). If not, no big deal I'll take it as playful flirting (which is much appreciated and encouraged! )