Beavers vs. Elephants

May 02, 2006 16:15

I feel in a funny humor; a terrible limbo. Some reasons:

1.)My curved spine corrected itself and my shriveled male member is now lost to oblivion.

2.)Brown is all zombies and petulant britpunks of a Saturday evening. It's ok, but not perfect.

3.)An English professor warmly shook my hand. Prior to the event that led up to this, my mother had instructed me to have a wee sip of her "medicinal" vodka.

4.)I have no foreseeable means of income in the near future

5.)(and this is connected to the previous item) I mentioned to my mother that going to a graduate program in theatre might be on the wish list. I can't see how this would do anything aside from ruining my life, but no matter.

6.)I miss old friends. I went so far as to pump mother for Stone Ridge gossip, with only moderately satisfying results. We've all exploded.

7.)I wept for days upon days at the thought of a compliment.

8.)A few 11th century details not worth mentioning.
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