Comments | oddreee: The demise and deterioration of Pork Chops

oddreee

The demise and deterioration of Pork Chops

Sep 04, 2006 15:45

I suspect this post is going to offend and/or sicken some people (this means you, Chicken), but I'm OK with that. The story has everything: a brave escape, a tragic death, a run-in with the law, unforeseen redemption, and a timely reminder to properly maintain your bean shed. It needs to be told ( Read more... )

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albertxii September 5 2006, 00:06:13 UTC

*sniff*

albertxii September 5 2006, 02:26:41 UTC

I'm not crying, I was smelling the splayed pigshit.

rapun_zel September 5 2006, 05:06:19 UTC

That spray of blood around pork chops looks very artistic. Very postmodern of you.

Boar!! sebitto September 5 2006, 08:36:01 UTC

You guys left all that bacon out there to rot!?!
Wow! I guess you guys never read asterix...

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Re: Boar!! oddreee September 8 2006, 06:53:16 UTC

We did indeed think about it. But it was late (about 1 a.m.), so we weren't going to do any cooking that night. And we had no way of preserving any of the meat.
No, I don't read Asterix, but I can tell it's not very realistic. That little Viking fellow should by all rights be soaked with pig blood. Unless he strangled the poor creature, which doesn't seem possible, given his puny arms.

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just terrible! oddreee September 6 2006, 13:13:04 UTC

oh katie, the whole pork chops thing is just awful. the worst, really. rest assured that this tale is from my lovely husband and not me. not that i didnt sort of think the pictures were interesting...

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Re: just terrible! oddreee September 8 2006, 06:48:42 UTC

That was us. We didn't want him to be a hazard to other drivers, or to attract vultures down to their death on the road.

sebitto May 7 2007, 16:51:15 UTC

Hey where´s all the new entries??!!
I wanna see some india pics dagnabit!!
:P