The demise and deterioration of Pork Chops

[oddreee]

I suspect this post is going to offend and/or sicken some people (this means you, Chicken), but I'm OK with that. The story has everything: a brave escape, a tragic death, a run-in with the law, unforeseen redemption, and a timely reminder to properly maintain your bean shed. It needs to be told

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Boar!!

[sebitto]

You guys left all that bacon out there to rot!?!
Wow! I guess you guys never read asterix...

Re: Boar!!

[oddreee]

We did indeed think about it. But it was late (about 1 a.m.), so we weren't going to do any cooking that night. And we had no way of preserving any of the meat.
No, I don't read Asterix, but I can tell it's not very realistic. That little Viking fellow should by all rights be soaked with pig blood. Unless he strangled the poor creature, which doesn't seem possible, given his puny arms.