Totally productive solutions.
Okay, you guys! I am declaring a one sentence fic day! Gimmie two characters (I am familiar with), and I'll write you one sentence of fic.
I know it is traditionally one sentence *porn* day, but last time y'all took it as a challenge to outdo each other in the attempt to break my brain. So you will maybe get one sentence of porn or maybe get one sentence of, I dunno, dish washing adventures.