Mini-porns!
In related news, y'all are nuts. SOME OF YOU MORE THAN OTHERS.
I leave it as an exercise to the reader to decide which.
For petronelle: Doctor Who, Nine/Rose
The Doctor tells her that she's excellent and she's gorgeous and it's absolutely brilliant, what she did right there, and then natters on about his true, abiding love for the human race in general until Rose finally takes her mouth off his cock and kisses him into silence.
For caia_comica: DCU, Bat-Mite/Mxyzptlk
It's a game, it's a dare, its an experiment, it's almost enough as their incomplete physical manifestations writhe together in three dimensions; but when Bat-Mite reaches into spacetime to strum a few sensory fractals, Mxy slaps him across the head: "That's cheating, you bobble-head. And do that thing with the ears!"
For athene_51: SGA, John Sheppard/Rodney McKay
"I am," John gasped, as Rodney's tongue slid wetly around the head of his dick, "almost sure you are lying about this being in the survival guide."
For poisonivory: DCU, Linda Danvers/Jimmy Olsen
Jimmy pushes himself inside her and it's warm and tight and a little bit like falling - a lot like falling, wind rushing against them and skyscrapers reaching up from below, until Linda shudders against him and holds him closer and pulls them up and up and away.
For plum177: Hitchhiker's Guide, Ford/Arthur
Sex with an alien wasn't quite as odd as Arthur had worried: gently cupping Ford's balls, right, running his thumb up Ford's penis, that seemed to work, and, uh, er... "Er. What's this bit for, then?"
For baked_goldfish: Good Omens/Firefly, Jayne/Aziraphale
There's sweet-smelling, white feathers fluttering in his face, and Jayne catches a few in his fingers when he steadies himself against the bedframe - "So, this means I'm getting into Heaven?" - the winged man (got the right parts, anyhow) slides his dick deeper into Jayne's ass, and Jayne's breath hitches - "Nnnn. Yeah. Nev'r mind."
For jkarabella: House/Firefly, Kaylee/Greg House
House tweaks her clit and Kaylee yells out, breathes deep, lets it out as a moan; when she goes to return the favour he twists away like a broken thing, but that's all right - there ain't nothing Kaylee can't fix.
For gdaybloke: Marvel, She-Hulk/Steven Hawking
Jen pulls out the latest Stephen Hawking text - On the Other Side of the Wormhole: Familiar Faces in a Strange Multiverse, d.o.p. two weeks prior - and thumbs with one hand to an already well read passage; she moves her other hand into her underwear, testing the slick wetness of herself and, with a - our unfortunate traveller would find herself accelerating faster and faster, deeper and deeper into - practised movement of her wrist, slides in.
Also, caia_comica wrote me Five times Sam Wilson and Comet the Super-horse totally did it! (Which, if you see above what she bade *me* to write, is eminently fair.)
I leave it as an exercise to the reader to decide which.
For petronelle: Doctor Who, Nine/Rose
The Doctor tells her that she's excellent and she's gorgeous and it's absolutely brilliant, what she did right there, and then natters on about his true, abiding love for the human race in general until Rose finally takes her mouth off his cock and kisses him into silence.
For caia_comica: DCU, Bat-Mite/Mxyzptlk
It's a game, it's a dare, its an experiment, it's almost enough as their incomplete physical manifestations writhe together in three dimensions; but when Bat-Mite reaches into spacetime to strum a few sensory fractals, Mxy slaps him across the head: "That's cheating, you bobble-head. And do that thing with the ears!"
For athene_51: SGA, John Sheppard/Rodney McKay
"I am," John gasped, as Rodney's tongue slid wetly around the head of his dick, "almost sure you are lying about this being in the survival guide."
For poisonivory: DCU, Linda Danvers/Jimmy Olsen
Jimmy pushes himself inside her and it's warm and tight and a little bit like falling - a lot like falling, wind rushing against them and skyscrapers reaching up from below, until Linda shudders against him and holds him closer and pulls them up and up and away.
For plum177: Hitchhiker's Guide, Ford/Arthur
Sex with an alien wasn't quite as odd as Arthur had worried: gently cupping Ford's balls, right, running his thumb up Ford's penis, that seemed to work, and, uh, er... "Er. What's this bit for, then?"
For baked_goldfish: Good Omens/Firefly, Jayne/Aziraphale
There's sweet-smelling, white feathers fluttering in his face, and Jayne catches a few in his fingers when he steadies himself against the bedframe - "So, this means I'm getting into Heaven?" - the winged man (got the right parts, anyhow) slides his dick deeper into Jayne's ass, and Jayne's breath hitches - "Nnnn. Yeah. Nev'r mind."
For jkarabella: House/Firefly, Kaylee/Greg House
House tweaks her clit and Kaylee yells out, breathes deep, lets it out as a moan; when she goes to return the favour he twists away like a broken thing, but that's all right - there ain't nothing Kaylee can't fix.
For gdaybloke: Marvel, She-Hulk/Steven Hawking
Jen pulls out the latest Stephen Hawking text - On the Other Side of the Wormhole: Familiar Faces in a Strange Multiverse, d.o.p. two weeks prior - and thumbs with one hand to an already well read passage; she moves her other hand into her underwear, testing the slick wetness of herself and, with a - our unfortunate traveller would find herself accelerating faster and faster, deeper and deeper into - practised movement of her wrist, slides in.
Also, caia_comica wrote me Five times Sam Wilson and Comet the Super-horse totally did it! (Which, if you see above what she bade *me* to write, is eminently fair.)